FML : Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with...

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By embarassed - / Monday 12 October 2009 14:13 / United States

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By haweb | 0

#617614 - Monday 12 October 2009 20:04

At least he told you. That's when you laugh it off because it's not that big of a deal and say "Thank you".

By SoreThroat | 0

#617592 - Monday 12 October 2009 20:01

I believe incidents, just like this one, tend to happen often. Regardless if it's fake or not...it's highly amusing, because you know its just happened to someone else in real life. ;D

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By SoreThroat | 0

#617592 - Monday 12 October 2009 20:01

I believe incidents, just like this one, tend to happen often. Regardless if it's fake or not...it's highly amusing, because you know its just happened to someone else in real life. ;D

FarSide | 22

#618118 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 0:39

Yes... yes... I would say that was definitely a flirt. Hope you had on your panties; else that was a little much.

Javalounge | 0

#3203793 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 7:28

Maybe he pulled it down. >.>

By haweb | 0

#617614 - Monday 12 October 2009 20:04

At least he told you. That's when you laugh it off because it's not that big of a deal and say "Thank you".

By loltoyoutoo | 0

#617620 - Monday 12 October 2009 20:06

BAHAHAHAHA . This gave me a good laugh

By donkey_hang_down | 2

#617621 - Monday 12 October 2009 20:06

Did you go straight to the razor isle after you noticed that your amazon bush was escaping your zipper?

allmidnighteyes | 10

#617869 - Monday 12 October 2009 22:27

More like she ran to Home Depot to pick up a weed wacker.

donkey_hang_down | 2

#617939 - Monday 12 October 2009 23:01

1 weed wacker
+1 lawn mower
+1 leaf blower
+1 hairy vageen
= a weekend full of chores for OP

dnlphm94 | 0

#618012 - Monday 12 October 2009 23:43

^^ Overkill -.-

donkey_hang_down | 2

#618124 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 0:42

road kill

RubixMonkey | 0

#618776 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 6:09

Murder to the lawn mower.

donkey_hang_down | 2

#619587 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 18:49

It would be like the rat in the vacuum in that one post...

By Anonanimal | 0

#617626 - Monday 12 October 2009 20:08

Wow check yourself man

By No_fyl_cuz_ydi | 0

#617636 - Monday 12 October 2009 20:14

not sure this is really an fml I've told people when their fly is down they say thank you it would be more embarrassing to walk around with your fly down and no one tells you. next time double check yourself

By AliMarie | 0

#617647 - Monday 12 October 2009 20:18

It's okay. I mean. . .he's the creeper in the grocery store checking out your crotch.

By noshitsherlock | 0

#617659 - Monday 12 October 2009 20:22

UMM GET OVER IT, dumbass. It's NOT a big deal, and you're lucky he said something so you didn't have to go the rest of the day like that. It's only embarrassing if you weren't wearing underwear, and you didn't say you weren't, so WHO CARES?!

By plexico | 3

#617673 - Monday 12 October 2009 20:29

You should have said, "Thanks for looking in that area!"

Once a woman told me I missed a belt loop. I got wood.

Gnocchi_fml | 0

#617836 - Monday 12 October 2009 22:00

#7 is on the money. He was looking at your crotch enough to notice. I've never checked out a girl's crotch I didn't find attractive.

DameGreyWulf | 0

#618715 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 5:32

How... do you... check out a girl's crotch? Our vulva isn't anything like a package. I mean, if she's wearing pants, how do you check that out?

But yes, plex is on the money, OP. Little embarassing moments make for endearing ones, anyway...