Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in...

By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Ren - 28/12/2012 07:49 - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By sweet92 - 15/05/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By vhtdgjj - 29/11/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML

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By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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haweb 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:04

At least he told you. That's when you laugh it off because it's not that big of a deal and say "Thank you".

SoreThroat 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:01

I believe incidents, just like this one, tend to happen often. Regardless if it's fake or not...it's highly amusing, because you know its just happened to someone else in real life. ;D

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SoreThroat 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:01

I believe incidents, just like this one, tend to happen often. Regardless if it's fake or not...it's highly amusing, because you know its just happened to someone else in real life. ;D

FarSide 22

Tuesday 13 October 2009 0:39

Yes... yes... I would say that was definitely a flirt. Hope you had on your panties; else that was a little much.

Javalounge 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 7:28

Maybe he pulled it down. >.>

haweb 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:04

At least he told you. That's when you laugh it off because it's not that big of a deal and say "Thank you".

loltoyoutoo 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:06

BAHAHAHAHA . This gave me a good laugh

Anonanimal 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:08

Wow check yourself man

No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:14

not sure this is really an fml I've told people when their fly is down they say thank you it would be more embarrassing to walk around with your fly down and no one tells you. next time double check yourself

AliMarie 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:18

It's okay. I mean. . .he's the creeper in the grocery store checking out your crotch.

noshitsherlock 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:22

UMM GET OVER IT, dumbass. It's NOT a big deal, and you're lucky he said something so you didn't have to go the rest of the day like that. It's only embarrassing if you weren't wearing underwear, and you didn't say you weren't, so WHO CARES?!

plexico 3

Monday 12 October 2009 20:29

You should have said, "Thanks for looking in that area!" Once a woman told me I missed a belt loop. I got wood.

Gnocchi_fml 0

Monday 12 October 2009 22:00

#7 is on the money. He was looking at your crotch enough to notice. I've never checked out a girl's crotch I didn't find attractive.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 5:32

How... do you... check out a girl's crotch? Our vulva isn't anything like a package. I mean, if she's wearing pants, how do you check that out? But yes, plex is on the money, OP. Little embarassing moments make for endearing ones, anyway...