Love: Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he...

By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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Welshite 39

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Friday 8 August 2014 18:19

Let's just hope he's a vampire.

baseballbv 17

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Friday 8 August 2014 18:21

Cover your mouth with your hand like you're smiling shyly. It's cute.

Welshite 39

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Friday 8 August 2014 18:19

Let's just hope he's a vampire.

baseballbv 17

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Friday 8 August 2014 18:22

Hopefully not the Edward Cullen type...

Welshite 39

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Friday 8 August 2014 18:25

Edward Cullen doesn't deserve to be called a vampire. He was just a long-lived carnivore with a fondness of glitter.

cakefete2 30

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Friday 8 August 2014 18:27

I'd call him a fairy, but that would be degrading to Tinkerbell.

False_Stupidity 41

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Friday 8 August 2014 22:16

You can't really liken him to anything without insulting the other.

MrConcise 34

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Friday 8 August 2014 22:25

He was ashamed of his glitteriness, he didn't like it. Let's just say he was fond of teen angst despite being ancient.

baseballbv 17

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Friday 8 August 2014 18:21

Cover your mouth with your hand like you're smiling shyly. It's cute.

angeluv_2014 22

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Friday 8 August 2014 18:39

Seriously! Damn girl... use some chap stick!

feven 32

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Friday 8 August 2014 20:37

Or just lick ur lips. That's pretty seductive

jeffandjeff 22

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Friday 8 August 2014 18:21

That bites.

hacksaw246 24

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Friday 8 August 2014 18:22

Sorry Op.. But haven't people learned by now that everytime you flirt it winds up on FML

littlekellilee 45

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Friday 8 August 2014 18:22

You're a damsel in distress now. I hope he came over and helped!

Arathis 19

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Friday 8 August 2014 18:24

I guess that was a bloody mistake haha... I'm not British.

DogeMan 14

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Friday 8 August 2014 20:27

Lol ur squirtle pic like like he's a pedifile

stevothedevo 25

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Sunday 12 October 2014 19:54

#33 that genuinely made me laugh.. for some fucked up reason.

cailey1234567890 24

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Friday 8 August 2014 18:24

Well thats unfortunate

tony1891 22

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Friday 8 August 2014 18:25

you're a biter then huh? kinky

demonhunter3220 14

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Friday 8 August 2014 18:26

Ooohh shoulda gone with the hair flip. Less blood that way... XD

marcranger 28

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Friday 8 August 2014 19:25

OP would've likely managed to give herself a black eye.

RusticChick 27

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Friday 8 August 2014 18:28

Ouch.. How does one bite themselves that hard when trying to be cute? Cute biting is more like a soft bite/nibble.

LowExpectations 30

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Friday 8 August 2014 18:33

OP was just too busy... Being delicious.

Brandi_Faith 33

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Friday 8 August 2014 23:09

I agree, I don't think I could draw blood if I wanted to, it would be too painful. I don't understand how she but her lip that hard just trying to be cute.