FML : Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell....

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By alisaav - / Friday 8 August 2014 07:40 / Thailand

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By Welshite | 39

#6031140 - Friday 8 August 2014 18:19

Let's just hope he's a vampire.

By baseballbv | 17

#6031142 - Friday 8 August 2014 18:21

Cover your mouth with your hand like you're smiling shyly. It's cute.

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By Welshite | 39

#6031140 - Friday 8 August 2014 18:19

Let's just hope he's a vampire.

baseballbv | 17

#6031147 - Friday 8 August 2014 18:22

Hopefully not the Edward Cullen type...

Welshite | 39

#6031151 - Friday 8 August 2014 18:25

Edward Cullen doesn't deserve to be called a vampire. He was just a long-lived carnivore with a fondness of glitter.

cakefete2 | 30

#6031154 - Friday 8 August 2014 18:27

I'd call him a fairy, but that would be degrading to Tinkerbell.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6031332 - Friday 8 August 2014 22:16

You can't really liken him to anything without insulting the other.

MrConcise | 34

#6031337 - Friday 8 August 2014 22:25

He was ashamed of his glitteriness, he didn't like it.

Let's just say he was fond of teen angst despite being ancient.

By baseballbv | 17

#6031142 - Friday 8 August 2014 18:21

Cover your mouth with your hand like you're smiling shyly. It's cute.

angeluv_2014 | 22

#6031171 - Friday 8 August 2014 18:39

Seriously! Damn girl... use some chap stick!

feven | 32

#6031276 - Friday 8 August 2014 20:37

Or just lick ur lips. That's pretty seductive

By jeffandjeff | 22

#6031143 - Friday 8 August 2014 18:21

That bites.

By hacksaw246 | 24

#6031144 - Friday 8 August 2014 18:22

Sorry Op.. But haven't people learned by now that everytime you flirt it winds up on FML

By littlekellilee | 44

#6031145 - Friday 8 August 2014 18:22

You're a damsel in distress now. I hope he came over and helped!

By Arathis | 19

#6031148 - Friday 8 August 2014 18:24

I guess that was a bloody mistake haha... I'm not British.

DogeMan | 14

#6031266 - Friday 8 August 2014 20:27

Lol ur squirtle pic like like he's a pedifile

stevothedevo | 25

#6087814 - Sunday 12 October 2014 19:54

#33 that genuinely made me laugh.. for some fucked up reason.

By cailey1234567890 | 24

#6031149 - Friday 8 August 2014 18:24

Well thats unfortunate

By tony1891 | 22

#6031152 - Friday 8 August 2014 18:25

you're a biter then huh? kinky

By demonhunter3220 | 14

#6031153 - Friday 8 August 2014 18:26

Ooohh shoulda gone with the hair flip. Less blood that way... XD

marcranger | 28

#6031199 - Friday 8 August 2014 19:25

OP would've likely managed to give herself a black eye.

By RusticChick | 27

#6031155 - Friday 8 August 2014 18:28

Ouch.. How does one bite themselves that hard when trying to be cute? Cute biting is more like a soft bite/nibble.

LowExpectations | 30

#6031161 - Friday 8 August 2014 18:33

OP was just too busy... Being delicious.

Brandi_Faith | 33

#6031371 - Friday 8 August 2014 23:09

I agree, I don't think I could draw blood if I wanted to, it would be too painful. I don't understand how she but her lip that hard just trying to be cute.