By stillloverher - 19/09/2017 23:45

Today, when I woke up I saw that my bald head is covered with my wife's period blood. Again. She does it regularly once a month, despite asking her not to. She thinks this blood activates hair growth. She is serious. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 108
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That makes me legitimate sick. You should probably have a doctor explain to her that it doesn't work that way

"So, how'd you get into the hair growth business?" "Haha, funny story, actually. I'd just been ejected from somebody's uterus through their vagina, and they were like, 'I gotta put this shit on my husband's head,' so I decided, like, when life gives you lemons… you know?"

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That makes me legitimate sick. You should probably have a doctor explain to her that it doesn't work that way

Hopefully she doesn't try that for a mustache.

Get her pregnant. Problem solved, temporarily.

So she can then bathe the baby's head in her menstrual blood? No thanks.

By the time she has a period after the birth, the baby will likely have started growing some hair.

Moms actually bleed for 3-4 weeks straight after giving birth, so there would be plenty of blood available to spread all over that newborn baby's bald head.

It’s a different kind of blood, presumably without magical power.

I think this is the weirdest "home remedy" for hair growth that I've ever read.

Everyone knows that period blood curing baldness is just a myth. Eating placenta however works wonders!

It's...sad that I have to really question whether you're being sarcastic.

Eating the placenta is actually something people do

"So, how'd you get into the hair growth business?" "Haha, funny story, actually. I'd just been ejected from somebody's uterus through their vagina, and they were like, 'I gotta put this shit on my husband's head,' so I decided, like, when life gives you lemons… you know?"

That's nasty.

There are several layers of a-hole here. For one, putting anything on someone against their will is wrong. I suppose technically even illegal (assault). Secondly, any kind of discharge is gross and should be kept to oneself. Thirdly, she's implying that baldness is a problem. A problem serious enough that the slight chance of changing it is worth committing assault. She's basically telling the poor guy she finds him hideous! Baldness is perfectly natural and not at all ugly. Look at Captain Picard- yum!! Or the dad on That 70's Show- totally doable. This couple doesn't need a baldness cure for the husband, they need a shrink for the wife.

The dad on that 70s show Lmao. That's the best you could do?

Magic blood, maybe...

If it can grow a baby, you can damn well bet it can do a couple strands of hair.

Menstrual blood is kind of the opposite of growing a baby…