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By stillloverher - / Tuesday 19 September 2017 23:45 /
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By  Tripartita  |  44

"So, how'd you get into the hair growth business?" "Haha, funny story, actually. I'd just been ejected from somebody's uterus through their vagina, and they were like, 'I gotta put this shit on my husband's head,' so I decided, like, when life gives you lemons… you know?"

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  carinamenina  |  0

Moms actually bleed for 3-4 weeks straight after giving birth, so there would be plenty of blood available to spread all over that newborn baby's bald head.

By  Tripartita  |  44

"So, how'd you get into the hair growth business?" "Haha, funny story, actually. I'd just been ejected from somebody's uterus through their vagina, and they were like, 'I gotta put this shit on my husband's head,' so I decided, like, when life gives you lemons… you know?"

By  KittyMack  |  6

There are several layers of a-hole here. For one, putting anything on someone against their will is wrong. I suppose technically even illegal (assault). Secondly, any kind of discharge is gross and should be kept to oneself. Thirdly, she's implying that baldness is a problem. A problem serious enough that the slight chance of changing it is worth committing assault. She's basically telling the poor guy she finds him hideous! Baldness is perfectly natural and not at all ugly. Look at Captain Picard- yum!! Or the dad on That 70's Show- totally doable. This couple doesn't need a baldness cure for the husband, they need a shrink for the wife.

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