By Audrey - 04/12/2014 10:02 - Germany

Today, I’m eight months pregnant. My six-year-old son told me: "Mom, the baby farted in your belly". Why would he think that? "Well, because the smell comes out of your mouth!" FML
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"Just 30 seconds of rinsing, twice a day!"

Taking "shit talk" to a new level


"Just 30 seconds of rinsing, twice a day!"

Taking "shit talk" to a new level

Probably acid reflux from having no room left for your stomach.

Well how else are the babies supposed to get out? Eventually the pressure from all the baby farts become too much and push the baby out.

Kids say the funniest things lol

You just never know what kids will say next lol

You may want to consider a different toothpaste and/or brushing more frequently.

you should be glad that it's coming from you kid and not anyone else...

Did you just finish eating $100 worth of bleu cheese?

Reference to an FML from a few days ago: Top notch!!! You should have many thumbs up for this!

Laughed so hard! True fmler

Kids are so open and honest, bet you laughed though.

I'd think most people would react with horror to discover they have fart breath. The kid probably got in her head and now she can taste the farts!!!

I have 4 kids, 99% of the time you laugh at the random things they say.

Actually, when my daughter told me something shocking, I turned white as a ghost.