oh how sad, guess you should have stayed over there :(

haha funnny.

LEMONHEAD ahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaah*choke*ahahahahaaahhaaaaaaaaaa I find your username far funnier than the FML LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

I replied to this just so i can get on top. Get mad. yell.

My thoughts exactly.

what a bitch i would slap her

wow, allergies suck. Sorry bout what happened but I feel lucky I'm not allergic to anything, its just a problem knowing every allergy of my classmates so I don't end up harming anyone.

stab the whore!!!

my mom makes the BEST lemon chicken!!

your mom's pretty careless.

And heartless!

And a whore.

I want to punch that bitch so bad. My mom does that all the time and I have HAD IT.

FYL for having such a mother! That's ridiculous.

People tend to forget my allergies to melon and coconut and always offer me delicious treats with those ingrediants(sp?). Never had to use an Epi on myself, though. But FYL, I know how you feel. Also, 4th.

ingredients* and coconuts? seriously? You are missing out on some great stuff.

You are so stupid, nobody eats the coconut shell which is hard, hairy and inedible. I hope you're not talking about the shell. you eat the jelly and drink the coconut water INSIDE which is wonderfully refreshing.

Don't they use a part of the coconut in no-bake cookies?

Uh I'm pretty sure that person is talking about, like for example, a coconut cake that's covered in coconut shredding or whatever and IS like eating hair. Coconut is gross in general, though. OP: how did you not know it was lemon? I can't stand lemon pepper and I knew right away when my grandma used it on dinner when I was a kid. :/

I'm allergic to citrus and coconut as well. My mom sometimes forgets about my citrus allergy, but she would never be that careless. Also, my allergy isn't bad enough to where I need an epipen. I just throw up and cough a lot. Anyhoodles, that's just horrible. I'm sorry. Some people shouldn't have children.

hahaha Unlucky XD FYL

sixth!

noone celebrates 6th

Just let him have his moment! oh and to the FML, it sounds kinda fake... but horrible nonetheless.

at least he didn't say first :D

wow, does somebody need a hug?

What is with so many careless parents that think this kind of stuff is just drama or attention seeking? What a stupid bitch.

I think a lotta kids on here overdramatise stories that happen with their folks to get on this site in the first place....or maybe some parents ARE that heartless, who knows? God?

I don't think this is a kid, they have been away for two years. "Kids" do not go away for two years. Adults go away, you may spend a semester of college away in Europe but you don't just let your child not matter what age go to another country for two years unless they live with family, I think this was a young adult. Also this does happen to people in real life, ask any nurse or ER staff member, people have accidents with their allergies and sometimes it can be very dangerous.

FYL indeed! i never realised that there were so many heartless parents out there until i found this site

omg im gonna get so muchh shit but yes 10th

fail....you are 11th.

hey, where is 10?

#10 is replying to idiot #6 above.

soo.. where's #6?