Health and Injury: Felt that

Felt that

By jdot747 - 18/01/2009 01:48 - Canada

Today, I posted a question on a forum asking if my week-old nipple piercing would get hooked on anything easily. People assured me that it would be fine. An hour later, I had to climb over a wall to get something and in lowering myself down I forgot about it and dragged my nipple along the wall. FML

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You deserved it 29 698

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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You deserved it 360

Ouch

By Anonymous - 24/05/2014 06:08 - United States

Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML

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You deserved it 37 056

Carly Rae Jepsen

By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 23:00

Today, I was setting up a rat trap at the kitchen table and had just gotten it set when my phone rang. I foolishly leaned over to grab my phone, brushed against the trap, and it snapped closed on my nipple. I wasn’t wearing a bra so that thing grabbed my nipple hard and didn’t let go. FML

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You deserved it 246

Ouchies

By pierced. - 25/06/2014 04:29 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

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You deserved it 6 127

By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML

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You deserved it 2 057

By pinky - 06/01/2010 18:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML

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You deserved it 53 860

By somuchhatesolittleworld - 10/05/2016 02:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I started my first training day using an MRI machine and completely forgot to remove my nipple piercings before I went in. I've never experienced a pain so vile and lingering in my life. FML

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You deserved it 10 233

By akieferr - 03/09/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML

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You deserved it 14 783

How? What?

By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 14:43 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML

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You deserved it 5 192

By MikeNick - 17/12/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

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You deserved it 9 798

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 1:10

At least it wasn't a prince albert

juicebahx 0

Friday 6 March 2009 6:03

Shirtless? >.<

Comments

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 1:10

At least it wasn't a prince albert

urface132 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 1:58

a dude or a chick????

sunshine233 0

Friday 12 August 2011 12:23

Nipple piercings are gross

dsr9016 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 5:45

OMG! that sucks

NewDawn 0

Friday 27 February 2009 19:47

OW!! SHIT! that must've hurt like hell!

juicebahx 0

Friday 6 March 2009 6:03

Shirtless? >.<

pinkfrenchrose 5

Monday 16 March 2009 1:57

DAMN.

iluvmycatz 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 17:56

next time, do not get ur nipple pierced!

THTB 3

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:15

Nipple piercings are dangerous.

forum590 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:00

Nipple piercings rock, but it does suck getting em caught. The only times it really happened to me tho was at parties on the corner of walls when I'm squeezing by people. And some shit you get for yourself and a select few to see #4 obviously you have no self expression

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 27 March 2009 21:39

Ouch...

Siiner 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:03

Ooh. I feel your pain. Got mine peirced too, and got em caught on my favorite shirt while I was throwing it off. One embarrising trip to the hospital later, I'm out a hefty load and my shirt is ruined.