Miscellaneous: Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called...

By Someone - 22/02/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

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By GingerJ - 02/01/2012 01:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

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By Mika_Ookami - 21/02/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. A pretty redhead came on the screen. One of my guy friends leaned over to me and said, "Have you noticed there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot what color my hair is. FML

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By Deirbhile - 03/05/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML

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By gingerninja - 02/11/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

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By ginger - 19/08/2011 10:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

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By lonely - 21/03/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML

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By fbcaught - 09/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML

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By annika - 06/09/2020 08:07 - Canada

Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML

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By awks - 01/10/2012 12:50 - United States - Stuart

Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML

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By exiebestie - 26/04/2016 01:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:03

The way I see it, you have three choices: A) Dye your hair B) Play sick and stay home C) Get kicked

AnnyAnarchy22 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:00

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SaltedSeaSlug 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 3:54

how could this possibly upset you? everyone knows that gingers have no souls.

SoulessRed 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 3:55

Tomorrow is kick a ginger day! **** I'm screwed! I feel ur pain man =(

katt4 1

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:11

people need to grow-up!!

camerican21 1

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:11

Bring a taser with you tomorrow, and see how many people you have to leave twitching on the ground before they take you seriously and leave you alone

ThatsAfurry 9

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:16

just report it or something dont schools go crazy over facebook related violences still?

kimchininja999 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:16

gingers(women) are hot!! :D

Shana1032 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:19

Seriously? Their immature! Don't listen to them!! Thats so gay!

iluvyuu192 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:19

thats like me, only im the only ginger > <

BugsBunny1 4

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:24

^^ I think you mean "E"

emsiti 6

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:29

you should hire chuck norris they well pay

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Today, my dad had a day off and was 'bored' so he decided to move our entire kitchen into our living room. We now have no running water, no oven that works and the entire house is a bombsite. He has an entire week off. FML

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Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because, "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML

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Today, I'm dog-sitting. To give the pooches some exercise, I took them on a long walk through the fields, where they run, play, and sniff around to their hearts’ content. Thirty seconds after coming back home, one of them made a ginormous puddle right on my living room floor. FML

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Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend because we’re not on the same page. He doesn’t want to get married or have kids because he “wants to enjoy his youth” and “you’re only young once, don’t waste it!” He’s 38. FML

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Today, I woke up to find my face all red and swollen. Turns out it is caused by the medication I’ve been taking for over a week now. Only in very rare cases it will cause redness on your skin. I’m glad to know I’m special. FML

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