By CutieBooty - 22/02/2011 21:02 - United States

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Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML
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I would think, since you're married, you would be passed the 'fart barrier.'

shakey23 1

you sure there wasn't a little bit of shart?

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shakey23 1

you sure there wasn't a little bit of shart?

agm2010 0

I just added this FMl to my favorites! how funny 'get it off, get it off!!' just warning ya op but I would advise you to prepare for major teasing from him.:) it's cute tho <3

tpreston 0

this fml made my day I lol'd

hahdha me too, it's damn great! I can just picture a man jumping around shrieking that. :P

meowmeowwkitty 0

that is NOT cute.

97 Is a sunburnt party pooper. D:

ewwwwwwwww girls have cooties!

that stupid girls don't fart

jonan1212 5

Thay toot!

Toot it n' boot it

are you sure you didn't blow the covers off?

OMG that's hilarious lol

lol @ CutieBooty

I would think, since you're married, you would be passed the 'fart barrier.'

lol I don't think the 'fart barrier' applies when said fart is On Your Leg.

I agree, husband needs to get over it!

kcnutt10 1

Fake - Girls don't fart.

MrBoredGuy 1

exactly

IMveryHUNGRY 3

my exact thoughts!

Exactly. How else do you expect girls to be as light as a feather?

xNikkiez 0

My boyfriend still actually believes that haha, I'm not gonna ruin it for him though lol

yesiyes 0

blow him a lil kiss

LOL, that'll change the whole subject, won't it? (;

Obviously, you haven't been near a girl for longer then 5 minutes.

JustinThunder 8

Well don't just stand there, get it off!

yayforcheesecake 0

why didn't you fart during the sex? this FML would've been better that way.

rockon10 3

hahahahahahahahaha!! How is this an FML?! That's hilarious!

kcnutt10 1

Because a bunch of people were moderating the FMLs and when they came across this one, they voted "yes."

QueenPersephone 9

Thank you Captain Obvious for that astonishing insight.

kcnutt10 1

She asked, I answered.

testthecoal 5

in the most mundane way; who are you, bill nye?