Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML
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Phustercluck
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I would think, since you're married, you would be passed the 'fart barrier.'
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shakey23
| 1
you sure there wasn't a little bit of shart?
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shakey23
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you sure there wasn't a little bit of shart?
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agm2010
| 0
I just added this FMl to my favorites! how funny 'get it off, get it off!!'
just warning ya op but I would advise you to prepare for major teasing from him.:)
it's cute tho <3
just warning ya op but I would advise you to prepare for major teasing from him.:)
it's cute tho <3
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tpreston
| 0
this fml made my day
I lol'd
I lol'd
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tattortotamus
| 0
hahdha me too, it's damn great! I can just picture a man jumping around shrieking that. :P
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meowmeowwkitty
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that is NOT cute.
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MushyLuvsU
| 0
97 Is a sunburnt party pooper. D:
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sexxy_skater
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110-Agreed.
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rowbot4
| 0
ewwwwwwwww girls have cooties!
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flamegrilled123
| 3
that stupid girls don't fart
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jonan1212
| 5
Thay toot!
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Perksofbeingawal
| 0
Toot it n' boot it
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abalgatti
| 0
are you sure you didn't blow the covers off?
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Hanimon
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OMG that's hilarious lol
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Dr_Jalepenos
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lol @ CutieBooty
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Phustercluck
| 11
I would think, since you're married, you would be passed the 'fart barrier.'
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Cenobyte
| 10
lol
I don't think the 'fart barrier' applies when said fart is On Your Leg.
I don't think the 'fart barrier' applies when said fart is On Your Leg.
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amiebran
| 3
I agree, husband needs to get over it!
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kcnutt10
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Fake - Girls don't fart.
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MrBoredGuy
| 1
exactly
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IMveryHUNGRY
| 3
my exact thoughts!
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redbluegreen
| 40
Exactly. How else do you expect girls to be as light as a feather?
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xNikkiez
| 0
My boyfriend still actually believes that haha, I'm not gonna ruin it for him though lol
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yesiyes
| 0
blow him a lil kiss
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FuttBuck
| 0
LOL, that'll change the whole subject, won't it? (;
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PedoPancakes
| 7
Obviously, you haven't been near a girl for longer then 5 minutes.
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JustinThunder
| 8
Well don't just stand there, get it off!
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Xx_Nikky_xX
| 4
haha
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yayforcheesecake
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why didn't you fart during the sex? this FML would've been better that way.
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XxCesar503xX
| 0
LMFAO
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rockon10
| 3
hahahahahahahahaha!! How is this an FML?! That's hilarious!
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kcnutt10
| 1
Because a bunch of people were moderating the FMLs and when they came across this one, they voted "yes."
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QueenPersephone
| 9
Thank you Captain Obvious for that astonishing insight.
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kcnutt10
| 1
She asked, I answered.
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testthecoal
| 5
in the most mundane way; who are you, bill nye?