you sure there wasn't a little bit of shart?

I just added this FMl to my favorites! how funny 'get it off, get it off!!'
just warning ya op but I would advise you to prepare for major teasing from him.:)
it's cute tho <3

this fml made my day

I lol'd

hahdha me too, it's damn great! I can just picture a man jumping around shrieking that. :P

that is NOT cute.

97 Is a sunburnt party pooper. D:

110-Agreed.

ewwwwwwwww girls have cooties!

that stupid girls don't fart

Thay toot!

Toot it n' boot it

are you sure you didn't blow the covers off?

OMG that's hilarious lol

lol @ CutieBooty

I would think, since you're married, you would be passed the 'fart barrier.'

lol
I don't think the 'fart barrier' applies when said fart is On Your Leg.

I agree, husband needs to get over it!

I would do the same... YDI for being a gross pig. Where I come from in my country if you had done that you would've been severely beaten with a stick...

now I'm interested in where you come from.
It's not great, but it's really not worth being beaten. Beating someone with a stick for that is worth being beaten, if we already play this game, but not that

and this right here is why I am so glad I live in America and not some god-forsaken place that beats people for farting

It's not the act of farting that's wrong but if you fart on someone's body that's a huge form of disrespect. My country is not that extreme though, just imagine the Japanese used to literally KILL themselves just to restore honor...

yeah...many years ago. Many years ago we used to lead war, because "that other guy said something mean". Many years ago men were fighting wild animals to the death as a sort of entertainment. Maqny years ago, women were killed for having red hair. NOT today. Today we (also in Japan) have human rights.

Just because someone is disrespectful doesn't mean you can use violence. Plus, in this FML it said it was an ACCIDENT. Nothing disrespectful in an accident.

It is more disrespectful to hit someone.

fyl

LOOOL every time #7 says that, everyone believes him xD The world isn't that insane yet people, don't you worry :)

It is. I've lately heard of girls being stoned to death for giving birth to a girl.

Oh. That's depressing. FML!

I don't know what crazy parallel universe #25 is from, but everything you said still happens today.

Also "Just because someone is disrespectful doesn't mean you can use violence. Plus, in this FML it said it was an ACCIDENT. Nothing disrespectful in an accident.

It is more disrespectful to hit someone."

Unless hitting that person was an accident, right?

Show me how severaly hitting someone with a stick can be an accident.

did you guys really turn a dumb fml about farting into a political debate? ........Im disapointed in humanity...... :/

indeed...what has humanity come to...

she might enjoy being beaten with a stick in the bedroom..

I think Ioannes is from Greece. Ioannou is a typical Greek surname but I may be wrong.

Why do y'all always react to this guy's comments? The "beaten with a stick" thing is just a joke. He even has it in his description. Besides, as long as you're not the one being beat with a stick, who gives a crap? I could care less what happens in your country, because thankfully I don't live there.

haha now I feel like an idiot for believing him :P but if a guy tried to beat me with a stick everytime I farted I'd kick him in his stick

you said the exactly the same thing on a different FML! and if you say this again, I will find you, beat YOU with a stick, and shove that stick up your ass

ok cabron, we get it. ud be beaten with a stick.

ill help you 85

I think you would care if a loved one was beaten with a deck or a really close friend but you said if it's not you then why should you care so I guess you only care about yourself

that comment was made for r6 [=

Fake - Girls don't fart.

exactly

my exact thoughts!

Exactly. How else do you expect girls to be as light as a feather?

My boyfriend still actually believes that haha, I'm not gonna ruin it for him though lol

blow him a lil kiss

LOL, that'll change the whole subject, won't it? (;

Obviously, you haven't been near a girl for longer then 5 minutes.

Well don't just stand there, get it off!

haha

why didn't you fart during the sex? this FML would've been better that way.

LMFAO