By CutieBooty - 22/02/2011 21:02 - United States

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Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML
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Phustercluck 11
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I would think, since you're married, you would be passed the 'fart barrier.'

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shakey23 1

you sure there wasn't a little bit of shart?

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shakey23 1

you sure there wasn't a little bit of shart?

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agm2010 0

I just added this FMl to my favorites! how funny 'get it off, get it off!!' just warning ya op but I would advise you to prepare for major teasing from him.:) it's cute tho <3

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tpreston 0

this fml made my day I lol'd

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tattortotamus 0
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hahdha me too, it's damn great! I can just picture a man jumping around shrieking that. :P

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meowmeowwkitty 0

that is NOT cute.

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MushyLuvsU 0
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97 Is a sunburnt party pooper. D:

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rowbot4 0
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ewwwwwwwww girls have cooties!

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flamegrilled123 3
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that stupid girls don't fart

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jonan1212 5

Thay toot!

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Perksofbeingawal 0
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Toot it n' boot it

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abalgatti 0
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are you sure you didn't blow the covers off?

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Hanimon 0
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OMG that's hilarious lol

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Dr_Jalepenos 0
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lol @ CutieBooty

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Phustercluck 11
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I would think, since you're married, you would be passed the 'fart barrier.'

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Cenobyte 10
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lol I don't think the 'fart barrier' applies when said fart is On Your Leg.

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amiebran 3
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I agree, husband needs to get over it!

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kcnutt10 1

Fake - Girls don't fart.

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MrBoredGuy 1

exactly

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IMveryHUNGRY 3

my exact thoughts!

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redbluegreen 40
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Exactly. How else do you expect girls to be as light as a feather?

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xNikkiez 0

My boyfriend still actually believes that haha, I'm not gonna ruin it for him though lol

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yesiyes 0

blow him a lil kiss

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FuttBuck 0
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LOL, that'll change the whole subject, won't it? (;

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PedoPancakes 7
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Obviously, you haven't been near a girl for longer then 5 minutes.

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JustinThunder 8

Well don't just stand there, get it off!

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yayforcheesecake 0

why didn't you fart during the sex? this FML would've been better that way.

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rockon10 3

hahahahahahahahaha!! How is this an FML?! That's hilarious!

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kcnutt10 1

Because a bunch of people were moderating the FMLs and when they came across this one, they voted "yes."

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QueenPersephone 9

Thank you Captain Obvious for that astonishing insight.

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kcnutt10 1

She asked, I answered.

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testthecoal 5

in the most mundane way; who are you, bill nye?

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