By CutieBooty - 22/02/2011 21:02 - United States

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Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML
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I would think, since you're married, you would be passed the 'fart barrier.'

you sure there wasn't a little bit of shart?

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you sure there wasn't a little bit of shart?

I just added this FMl to my favorites! how funny 'get it off, get it off!!' just warning ya op but I would advise you to prepare for major teasing from him.:) it's cute tho <3

this fml made my day I lol'd

hahdha me too, it's damn great! I can just picture a man jumping around shrieking that. :P

that is NOT cute.

97 Is a sunburnt party pooper. D:

ewwwwwwwww girls have cooties!

that stupid girls don't fart

Thay toot!

Toot it n' boot it

are you sure you didn't blow the covers off?

OMG that's hilarious lol

lol @ CutieBooty

I would think, since you're married, you would be passed the 'fart barrier.'

lol I don't think the 'fart barrier' applies when said fart is On Your Leg.

I agree, husband needs to get over it!

Fake - Girls don't fart.

my exact thoughts!

Exactly. How else do you expect girls to be as light as a feather?

My boyfriend still actually believes that haha, I'm not gonna ruin it for him though lol

blow him a lil kiss

LOL, that'll change the whole subject, won't it? (;

Obviously, you haven't been near a girl for longer then 5 minutes.

Well don't just stand there, get it off!

why didn't you fart during the sex? this FML would've been better that way.

hahahahahahahahaha!! How is this an FML?! That's hilarious!

Because a bunch of people were moderating the FMLs and when they came across this one, they voted "yes."

Thank you Captain Obvious for that astonishing insight.

She asked, I answered.

in the most mundane way; who are you, bill nye?