Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to find my face all red and swollen. Turns out...

By sexyswollen - 24/10/2009 17:14 - Netherlands

Today, I woke up to find my face all red and swollen. Turns out it is caused by the medication I’ve been taking for over a week now. Only in very rare cases it will cause redness on your skin. I’m glad to know I’m special. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2013 18:42 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I woke up with a giant red rash all over my face, so puffed up that I could hardly open my eyes. The doctor said it was probably from some of the compounds found in most makeup. I'm just getting into theatre and have auditions coming up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 12:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML

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By chuffberry - 19/04/2016 13:39 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML

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Skincare routing

By Tomatoe Face - 22/04/2014 05:31 - United States - Antioch

Today, I used a facial mask for super sensitive skin, recommended by several friends with similar skin issues. Apparently, when the warning says, "May cause some slight redness for thirty minutes", it really means, "Your face will have hives and swell to twice its normal size for several hours." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2018 15:00

Today, I found out I have a new allergy: the sun. My face is so swollen that it has started to bleed to relieve the pressure. Today is also day 6 of the 3-month European trip that I spent all year saving for. FML

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By anonymous - 10/02/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML

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The itch

By Oh man, it itches - 27/05/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I finally got prescribed something for my skin problems. The good news: It works really well. The bad news: When the doctor said one of the potential side effects was a "horrible rash," she really meant it when she said, "horrible." I swear to God, I was about to rip my chest open, due to it itching so hard. FML

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By missionfailed - 01/11/2017 05:26

Today, I took my dog back to the vet because her face was completely swollen and her stomach was bright red and blotchy. It's obviously the medication she just started, but my vet doesn't believe dogs have allergic reactions. It's the only vet in the area. FML

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Second time

By Anonymous - 31/12/2019 01:00

Today, I woke up with a rash on my face after just getting over a bad cold. I was told by the doctor that it was a staph infection spread by wearing a face mask. The face mask I wore so people wouldn’t catch the cold from me. FML

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Definitely

By pizzaface - 27/07/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I discovered that of the three medicines I now have to take, all three of them have acne as a side effect. When acne is a side effect, I am 100% guaranteed to get it. FML

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Thursday 29 October 2009 5:27

I submitted one similar to this a while ago. (Got denied, though.) I'd gone to get my eyes dilated for the first time, and apparently I happen to be one in 200,000 people who experiences vomiting, loss of motor skills, temporary blindless, and extreme light sensitivity, lasting for nearly a week. But yeah, red skin is much shittier. FYL.

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Saturday 24 October 2009 22:51

Noord Holland! Represent

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what_what 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 22:51

Noord Holland! Represent

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 24 October 2009 22:56

*Waves flag* Yay.

Ajjas013 6

Saturday 24 October 2009 23:01

But you're special!

A83_fml 18

Sunday 25 October 2009 0:27

dus dat!

Wet_Dream 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 15:59

kut hollanders

rottentomatoes 7

Monday 9 August 2010 20:40

flikker op BELG D: *boos*

oolala110 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 22:51

FIRST!

meezer008 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 22:53

stfu

ashleynonymous 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 23:01

Sounds like something that would happen to me. it's just that kinda luck. Sorry, your life is effed.

pwnrzero 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 23:02

lmao, happened to me with proactiv. now i have little to no options with acne meds, since most of them use the same ingradients as proacitv. and the ones that dont do not work on me.