Nice try, Dave

By wtf Homer? - 21/04/2021 00:30

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Today, my husband’s been dropping hints he wants to open our marriage. When I got home, a couple of his coworkers dropped by "for drinks". They tried to initiate group sex and figured I just needed to be talked into it. I was so mad, I couldn’t throw everyone out fast enough, including him. FML
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peterblackmer91 12

What the hell? Your husband is a complete idiot. To try to pressure you into it is ridiculous. And co-workers? That's just nuts.

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chloewb 5

Not to mention coercion does not equal consent 🤬 doesn't matter who it is

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rainbowdonnareed 18

The big questions Are you a straight couple? If so were his coworkers other guys? A man and woman? This NEDDS a follow up

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ikecans 2

This was not a post about sexual orientation. So no that isn’t the big question.

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rainbowdonnareed 18

Poster didn't say if they were male or female. wake up

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peterblackmer91 12

What the hell? Your husband is a complete idiot. To try to pressure you into it is ridiculous. And co-workers? That's just nuts.

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chloewb 5

Not to mention coercion does not equal consent 🤬 doesn't matter who it is

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AJ_I_AM 8

It's so interesting how much a person is willing to lie to enjoy a good sense of humor. :)

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Wadlaen 23

Well, all I can say is that in the end you made the right decision.

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Tanner Cornwell 5

Yeah **** that! I don't want to share my spouse with anyone, not be intimate with anyone else. Good job on throwing them out.

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alex_jaguara 32

A bunch of sickos How didn't he consult you before?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

You did the right thing. That is not something anyone should be forced into. Kudos for throwing his sorry ass out! Next step: Divorce papers.

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jodyjoe420 0

well that was rude of you. why embarrass him like that in front of company?? at least get laid before calling it a night

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