By lonely - 21/03/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 693
You deserved it 5 960

Same thing different taste

Top comments

KingDingALing 9

Tell them that there's going to be beer and strippers.

Aww. I'm sorry. : People are so mean sometimes.


that sucks dude... maybe don't be a bad friend :P

I pressed attending but it said 'friend is an ass, you're not attending'. and it made me not attend

FallinngForYoux3 6

jeez maybe their friend are bad friends

maybe they just knew that whatever date it was, the event was gonna be shite anyway, like the location it was planned to be at etc. ah well, you'll live OP!

^finalllly a tsunami joke. well iii feel better.

advertised publicly on facebook. Guaranteed attendance

KingDingALing 9

Tell them that there's going to be beer and strippers.


*Green beer and midget strippers. That'll get them every time ;)

KingDingALing 9

Green beer? Sorry, buddy, St. Patricks Day has passed already. Midget strippers could work though...since they're half-off. A party isn't a party without KaySL though. Good ol' Kay is where we get all our drugs from. It's like she's a ******* vending machine for drugs.


I could have sworn KaySL was of the male gender a few days ago...


Dammit, you caught me. I guess this means the penguin I saw anally violating Rallets on the side of the road wasn't real, either? D:

KingDingALing 9

I wouldn't consider it rape because I know Rallets and the pensioner liked it. Yes, sick ***** indeed.

i'm goin to that get together:D :D :D :D :D lolololok

rallets 22

other way around bro ;D thanx for mentioning me tho :) and its not rape if you yell "surprise!"

Godamnit king where have you been?! Your comments have been missed :P

rallets 22

hello? hellooooo? anyone here? i seeeeeeee you!!! yea, just maybe :P meh, busy with life i suppose.. or are you just being sarcastic? meh and whos the pensioner? o_O

Mmmmm......Rallets and KaySL in the same thread.

u guys must have been hitting some seriously laced weed

it's mean but ya she could have taken a better picture of herself

Cause your picture is perfect? Stop being so judgemental about someone you don't know, jeez.:|

pwincessa23 1

maybe they are. or their "friends" are a**holes.

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Awww I'm sorry, Wat did u do 2 make them not go?

Aww. I'm sorry. : People are so mean sometimes.

persianjr1 7

I know, people are extremely rude when it comes to social interaction.

mendozaale 0

i dont like people.. well people that i dont know and that are all crammed up... friends and family i like

how is that rude that someone doesnt want to hang out with someone else? theres obviously a reason for everything. are you saying you have never once bailed on someone or told them "no" mr swimmer dude?

mendozaale 0

ooh trick got u mr swimmer dude :)

uncbballwins 0

Dude. Ur pic looks fake swimmy bro

Yes, people are mean. I've just learned to say "**** Off." and walk away. It works well...

Azarjan 0

OMG littlebigplanet icon. You sir win one Internet.

Cshoc16 0

I agree with 70. That does look really fake swimmy. That looks like the cover to a magazine or something, and in your profile description it says that me in the pic, uhh, kinda weird you wanna point that out. Oh and trick just raped you to

HowDidIGetHere 0

you look like Britney spears! Tee Hee!

persianjr1 7

it is me. I swear. I don't know whether to be insulted or happy.

put another pic of u then n well judge it looks alike

gymnasts14 0

who cares if it's him or not lol.

Nakolover13 0

How does it look fake? Kuz he looks good?

Yep, they think it's too good to be true.

chelseaann11 2

Your boobs look fake. Just sayin'.

boomsupersonic 0

Maybe you did something to piss them off? FYL, though.

Meg1Surf2Blonde3 0

Wow that's sad soo u prolly dunno how 2 dance or ur just a dork!! I party hardd!! u need sm help hahaha

Dorks are cool people. I'd rather hangout with the dorks than the popular kids.

boomsupersonic 0

Don't put this on them. Every one is unique and no one should be made fun of for their differences.

vsx2000goton 0

1) Just because you are a "dork" or font know how to dance foes not mean you can't have friends. OP probably is just looking for the wrong type of people. 2) YOU need some help with your spelling.

dirtyblond 4

Dirtyblonde - I was waiting for someone to say that! :D

I know, I ride it all the time. it's not called a killer whale for no reason ;)

19 ummm yaa okaiiii. dorks r creepy n socially awkward as fk

persianjr1 7

no they're not. there is a dork in my law school. he is actually pretty cool.

I hate people and social events I only hang out with my "friends" to get high and to keep up appearances

Get your education. Learn how to spell.

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

my bad, I meant 2 put this on the 1 b4 this