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Move his shit into the front yard. If he starts complaining? You were "bored"

He just wants the stuff closer to him so he doesn't have to get his arse up off the couch. No need to worry until he cuts a hole in the floor and starts shitting in it.

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I like turtles

A monster truck crashing through the roof.

I think moving the bathroom to the roof would be a good call. What a beautiful view for you... and the neighbours too, come to think of it.

Reminds me of that one Family Guy episode where Peter gets the Petercopter and Hindenpeter and crashes them into Joe's house and yard

@#8 - That makes me think of Cleveland...no no no no NOOOOOO.

Time to remodel the garage into a meth lab / sun room.

Maybe while you're gone OP, your Dad will turn your room into his man cave. :)

Weirdest mid-life crisis ever! o:

Cutting a hole in the floor to shit in it

Well then he'll have the whole week to put it back together :) I'm sure there was a good reason for moving everything in the first place.

I didn't know you knew #3's dad, mrmisfit.

At least you don't have a toilet in your kitchen....

Move his shit into the front yard. If he starts complaining? You were "bored"

I'm sure he will have it back together by the end of the week.

Like Family Guy

He just wants the stuff closer to him so he doesn't have to get his arse up off the couch. No need to worry until he cuts a hole in the floor and starts shitting in it.

With your mom, sister, cousin, aunt and grandma. You wanna hear a story?

No, boners. Those types of stories are for family reunions only.

And the dad of the year award goes to...

Next up, living room to the bathroom! Then, bathroom to the back yard!

This is what happens when people watch too much Extreme Makeover...