By noquiero - 21/06/2012 18:13 - United Kingdom - Peterlee

Today, someone rang my doorbell. The moment I opened the door, a smell not unlike a cascading torrent of rotting flesh and urine hit my nostrils. I stood there for an eternity as a homeless man leaned on my door and desperately tried to convince me to buy an array of scrap metal from him. FML
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noshatsherlockk 15

At least he's trying to make something of himself.

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perdix 29

Ever heard of a peephole? A healthy dose of paranoia would have prevented this olfactory assault. Opening the door for strangers?!?! Your sweet, fat mama would be ashamed.

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Schiffy 18

But with enough scrap metal, you can build a hat! (anyone?)

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Drizzelhell 3

Hey at least the guys trying to work. U cud gave bought something or gave him a few buck. I mean hell u know he's a real homeless guy he smells like death least u cud do is help him out.

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bananagrams 9

It should be, but then again what kind of FML would that be? "today, I am a homeless person. FML" It works but I don't think anyone would be entertained by it

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Blooblibloo 4

I don't think you get to complain about that.

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candylandy 1

The way that you wrote this trying to sound smart, is soo annoying.

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dominic1221 6

I love how whenever someone has a decent grasp of the English language, they must automatically be "trying to sound smart". Only illiterate idiots feel annoyed or threatened by a good vocabulary.

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candylandy 1

It's not that hard to look up words and put them all into one sentence now is it?

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dominic1221 6

No sasquatch it eleemosynary really isn't bamboozling entrepreneur is it? Then again, some of us actually paid attention in English classes and have an education, so yeah. Sorry if you feel threatened or inferior because someone correctly used words that aren't in your everyday vocabulary. You must feel so oppressed and put down, like the OP's going out of his way specifically to make you, personally, feel stupid. :(

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Ins0mau 20

Look candylandy, just because YOU need to look those words up, doesn't mean everyone else needed to. People needn't feel obligated to dumb down their comments just for you.

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