By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 976
You deserved it 2 763

Same thing different taste

Top comments

how unfortunate.. at least it wasn't shit..


Throw some flaming candy at him. Apparently its halloween.


how unfortunate.. at least it wasn't shit..

LunaDragon 10

I think get hit with shit is better than burned, at least shit can be washed off.

LunaDragon 10

*Being, Luna you dumbass, I think it's time for you to lay off the egg nog and go to sleep.

Was he just holding the flaming leaves waiting for you to open the door? Or did you stand there, watch him put a lighter to a handful of leaves and let him throw it at you?

eyeIoveyou 4

What's with all the females in this thread?

35 It's never too late to set people on fire

I'm picturing a mini leaf blower with a flame thrower effect.

JurassicHole 5

You promptly chased down the guy and beat the crap out of him, right OP? That shit is completely uncalled for, like the assholes who throw drinks back at fast food window people. People are assholes. Hope you're doing better though OP.

ragincajun802 0
JurassicHole 5

118 - Only if you're a complete and utterly idiotic asshole.

Aceace245 5

Yep a big pile of flaming shit would be worse.

KatieLov3sChu 4

You should've turned around an hugged him before he ran away

I wouldn't want to hug a bastard who would leaf me like that. I, for one, would be devastated.

That's kind of an odd thing to think after reading that FML... Do you hug many strangers?...

flux_panic 18

I wouldn't be so open to hugging someone who tried to hit me with fire leaves..

Consider the fact that it was possible that OP was lit on fire, hugging the person who threw the flaming leaves, would burn him aswell, therefore partially getting him back XD

anzie_fml 9

I have to agree with 3. Just because someone throws flaming leaves at you doesn't mean they don't have a need to be loved :3 Maybe he just needs someone to show they care so he won't have to rely on his burning leaves of the Forever Alone tree. *hint: add sarcastic tone to this if you think I'm full of crap.* &D

it would make the most sense if the flaming leaves man took off as soon as he had left them with OP. so how would this hugging happen #3?

That yikes is about the creepiness of your smile, right?

U r so mean I bet ur just a troll who is way uglier :/

xSonic 9

That was actually very punny :)

zuzupetalsYO 11

You shouldn't open your door to strangers

They were on fire?!?! Some people are messed.... I'm sorry. Merry Christmas anyways.

lrgenesis 19

Kudos on being the first to wish OP a merry Christmas. I thought op was on fire at first but still it's a wtf kinda thing hahaha. Btw you're really pretty :)

persianjr1 7

If someone threw leaves at me they'd better start running cause id chase them down and make them clean it up!! I'm not gonna let anyone ruin my Christmas.

ashtonkay 7

There's the Christmas spirit! ^^^

JurassicHole 5

maybe a way of showing that he's a flaming homosexual....?

You are right OP, your life is completely ruined now. FYL. .....NO. FML's just keep getting worse and worse.

Badab1ng 5

How could you thumb this comment down? Respect Beavis and Butthead. It's a classic.

Kefka91 15

I, for one, respect the mighty Cornholio and have given the post a deserved thumbs up.

I only read books if they are on fire


Throw some flaming candy at him. Apparently its halloween.