FML : Today I had a customer come into my office smelling like feces, urine and body odor. I tried not to get sick to my stomach but failed miserably. I threw...

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Today I had a customer come into my office smelling like feces, urine and body odor. I tried not to get sick to my stomach but failed miserably. I threw up in my trash can in front of him. It now smells like feces, urine, body odor and vomit in here. FML

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You deserved it

By Ammile - / Tuesday 25 December 2018 04:00 /

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By alycion | 31

#7742824 - Tuesday 25 December 2018 9:04

Burn it down. It’s the only solution.

By Dave_Davington | 33

#7742775 - Tuesday 25 December 2018 4:32

You really odour spray some air freshener or something.

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By Dave_Davington | 33

#7742775 - Tuesday 25 December 2018 4:32

You really odour spray some air freshener or something.

By Ksweety_fml | 22

#7742777 - Tuesday 25 December 2018 4:39

Yeah.. FYL

By alycion | 31

#7742824 - Tuesday 25 December 2018 9:04

Burn it down. It’s the only solution.

By onceuponatime456 | 15

#7742963 - Tuesday 25 December 2018 17:49

That customer would have been sent out the door within 10 seconds!

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