Classically Abby

By shesanexnow - 19/08/2022 22:00

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Today, my girlfriend screamed that I was a "filthy, sex-crazed pig-man" because I grabbed her ass. We were in her house, alone, and she was in the middle of giving me a long, deep kiss after I'd gotten off work. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I suppose six months from now she’ll be bitching that you’re not adventurous enough in bed.

your joking right? ass grabbing is in the beginning giddy new stage. it normally stops by the time you get a decade or 2 in. sometimes it doesn't stop.

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I suppose six months from now she’ll be bitching that you’re not adventurous enough in bed.

Well, Pig-Man, had you two advanced to the ass-grabbing stage of the relationship? Usually, that comes after about 8 years of marriage and two or three children. Why does ass-grabbing come after intercourse? I don't know.

your joking right? ass grabbing is in the beginning giddy new stage. it normally stops by the time you get a decade or 2 in. sometimes it doesn't stop.

The correct response to that is to say "oink oink" and ask if you can pork her.