Love, Embarrassing, Awkward and Parents: Pleased to meet you

Pleased to meet you

By Anonymous - 11/11/2022 22:00

Today, I answered the door at my boyfriend's house to an obese woman, who looked and smelled homeless, and rudely tried to barge past me to get inside. I told her to get out or I’d call the police. My boyfriend behind me saw this disgusting woman and said those two awful words: “Hi Mom.” FML

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By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

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Whoops

By CheLi - 08/12/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally invited me over to his parents house so I could meet them. My boyfriend, his dad and I were sitting in the living room, when I saw a really sketchy person outside, so I said, "There is some creepy hobo man outside, messing with your trash." The "creepy hobo" was his mom. FML

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Stand up for yourself

By eff that asshole! - 26/06/2022 00:01

Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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Just stop

By Home sick - 04/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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Everybody needs good Neighbours…

By borkbork - 06/09/2019 00:02 - Canada

Today, I was standing on the balcony I share with the neighboring apartment. My morbidly obese neighbor didn't know I was there, and walked out with her breasts exposed. Her boyfriend then walked out and struck up a conversation with me about the fine weather we're having. FML

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By I’m done - 26/04/2022 10:00

Today, my already disabled mother is on the brink of becoming bedridden due to her weight. I flat out refused to buy fast food or unhealthy food to keep in the fridge. She started screaming through the wall that I was beating her, until the neighbors called the cops. Sadly, this isn’t the first time. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 12 November 2022 0:39

Look at your boyfriend, say "Nope" and walk out. You don't want to marry into that family, do you?

Thaylok 17

Friday 11 November 2022 22:11

OOF! Sell it as you were just protecting your BFs possessions from anyone you didn't know yet. That you look out for him can be a good thing.

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Thaylok 17

Friday 11 November 2022 22:11

OOF! Sell it as you were just protecting your BFs possessions from anyone you didn't know yet. That you look out for him can be a good thing.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 12 November 2022 0:39

Look at your boyfriend, say "Nope" and walk out. You don't want to marry into that family, do you?

Marcella1016 31

Saturday 12 November 2022 0:58

Why are you answering the door at his house? And even with the appearance, I’d still be polite to whoever it is because you literally don’t know who it could be because...it’s not your house. Sorry OP but YDI.

Nikki 16

Saturday 12 November 2022 10:20

Are you not allowed to answer the door at other peoples houses? And she tried to push past her without any explanation, she had every right to be rude

Kr3m 5

Monday 14 November 2022 18:51

How were you not taught this by an adult already? No it is not acceptable to answer other people's doors unless they ask you to. I don't even answer my own door if I'm not expecting someone, so if someone answered my door for me, they'd be heading out that door quickly. That's just basic common sense and manners.

Marcella1016 31

Saturday 12 November 2022 22:06

No I’ve never answered the door at someone else’s house, unless they ask me to let someone in. Someone knocks, I look at them and wait for them to get the door. Is this not normal?