Love, Embarrassing, Awkward and Parents: Pleased to meet you

Pleased to meet you

By Anonymous - 11/11/2022 22:00

Today, I answered the door at my boyfriend's house to an obese woman, who looked and smelled homeless, and rudely tried to barge past me to get inside. I told her to get out or I’d call the police. My boyfriend behind me saw this disgusting woman and said those two awful words: “Hi Mom.” FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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By good citizen - 27/11/2011 08:58 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML

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Whoops

By CheLi - 08/12/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally invited me over to his parents' house so I could meet them. My boyfriend, his dad, and I were sitting in the living room when I saw a really sketchy person outside, so I said, "There's some creepy hobo man outside messing with your trash." The "creepy hobo" was his mom. FML

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By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

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Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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By millie219 - 13/08/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my mother screamed at my boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work for kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML

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By wellokaythen - 14/05/2013 19:52 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML

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Enough is enough

By Rachaael - 19/01/2023 02:00

Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML

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The Oracle

By Kevin - 14/08/2022 00:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She has early onset dementia, butt was a pretty OK day. All was going well until she looked at her son and said he was skinny, which admittedly he is quite skinny, but then looked me dead in the eye and said, "You need to lose weight." FML

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Stand up for yourself

By eff that asshole! - 26/06/2022 00:01

Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 12 November 2022 0:39

Look at your boyfriend, say "Nope" and walk out. You don't want to marry into that family, do you?

Thaylok 17

Friday 11 November 2022 22:11

OOF! Sell it as you were just protecting your BFs possessions from anyone you didn't know yet. That you look out for him can be a good thing.

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Thaylok 17

Friday 11 November 2022 22:11

OOF! Sell it as you were just protecting your BFs possessions from anyone you didn't know yet. That you look out for him can be a good thing.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 12 November 2022 0:39

Look at your boyfriend, say "Nope" and walk out. You don't want to marry into that family, do you?

Marcella1016 31

Saturday 12 November 2022 0:58

Why are you answering the door at his house? And even with the appearance, I’d still be polite to whoever it is because you literally don’t know who it could be because...it’s not your house. Sorry OP but YDI.

Nikki 17

Saturday 12 November 2022 10:20

Are you not allowed to answer the door at other peoples houses? And she tried to push past her without any explanation, she had every right to be rude

Kr3m 5

Monday 14 November 2022 18:51

How were you not taught this by an adult already? No it is not acceptable to answer other people's doors unless they ask you to. I don't even answer my own door if I'm not expecting someone, so if someone answered my door for me, they'd be heading out that door quickly. That's just basic common sense and manners.

Marcella1016 31

Saturday 12 November 2022 22:06

No I’ve never answered the door at someone else’s house, unless they ask me to let someone in. Someone knocks, I look at them and wait for them to get the door. Is this not normal?