By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
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holyshitbatman 20

i didnt realize there was a limit o how many children you could have...it's the 21st century. he should be happy to be a grandpa again. for your son, i would have backhanded him. reguardless of his age

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fantasyworld 37

I've noticed after the first child people are asking the parents when they are having a second kid. By the third people are ok with it. When the fourth or higher pregnancy is announced people are stunned "you're really having another kid"?

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IQWasJustLowered 0

he has to be pretty old, not only say that but say it in front of his family.

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X_Codes 11

I'd guess he's more around 5, actually, and is just repeating something he's heard at school. Also, if he's the younger sibling of the 9-year old, then that would explain why she broke out crying. She's horrified that she's going to have to put up with *two* snots like him.

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Liamj774 36

Well... He certainly tells the truth

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TheRealRCP 0

And how old is that boy?

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bonsaiboy26 1

Sounds like something u could have expected from the Ballad of ricki bobby.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Make them stand in a line and bitch slap the lot of them.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Your comment was honestly the biggest clusterfuck of shit that did not make any sense.

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Lionesse 15

Well...That's kind of um..awkward.... Lovely table manners your child has.

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