Dream baby dream

By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 23:00

Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML

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Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 19 May 2020 23:27

Well, are you..?

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Wednesday 20 May 2020 3:40

You could always claim it was a nightmare.

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Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 19 May 2020 23:27

Well, are you..?

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 20 May 2020 3:40

You could always claim it was a nightmare.

Mathalamus 24

Wednesday 20 May 2020 7:40

Why would your father be crying over that...?

Joshawott 21

Wednesday 20 May 2020 12:30

Oh no...

thomasthedankengine 11

Wednesday 20 May 2020 20:57

nice

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