By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 02:13 - United States - Herndon

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 921
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It's begun. Welcome to 20+ years of Dad Jokes.

He has passed the dad jokes test, he's ready.

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It's begun. Welcome to 20+ years of Dad Jokes.

*full life of Dad Jokes.

He has passed the dad jokes test, he's ready.

Congratulations! Eh, he already has "Dad humor" locked down. Prepare for 18 years of terrible jokes and puns.

Once you passed the Dad humor test, it will stay until death takes them apart.

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Aww, I think that's adorable. Congrats you two!

Oh, God, I just realized that's the type of joke I'd make. I need to… I need to rethink some things… or become a father.

I suggest the second :p

Well you can be rest assured he will make a great father.

Just wait till he reaches the grandfather jokes level.

Grandfather jokes, aka dad jokes^2

So it begins....

KEEP HIM! That's hilarious!

He was ready ! Congratulations ~