Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML
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amburrjade
| 28
It's begun. Welcome to 20+ years of Dad Jokes.
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iipinkette
| 16
He has passed the dad jokes test, he's ready.
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By
amburrjade
| 28
It's begun. Welcome to 20+ years of Dad Jokes.
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Anti_Sora
| 31
*full life of Dad Jokes.
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iipinkette
| 16
He has passed the dad jokes test, he's ready.
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Awahso
| 25
Congratulations! Eh, he already has "Dad humor" locked down. Prepare for 18 years of terrible jokes and puns.
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pedopears
| 18
Once you passed the Dad humor test, it will stay until death takes them apart.
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amileah13
| 26
Aww, I think that's adorable. Congrats you two!
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Tripartita
| 44
Oh, God, I just realized that's the type of joke I'd make. I need to… I need to rethink some things… or become a father.
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gamermonster
| 34
I suggest the second :p
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Anubis95_fml
| 10
Well you can be rest assured he will make a great father.
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WinterChild
| 20
Just wait till he reaches the grandfather jokes level.
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zach205
| 24
Grandfather jokes, aka dad jokes^2
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dtdrpepperguy
| 14
So it begins....
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Earths_Venus
| 25
KEEP HIM! That's hilarious!
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darkmatou_fml
| 19
He was ready ! Congratulations ~