FML : Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 18 November 2015 02:13 / United States - Herndon

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By amburrjade | 28

#6464192 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 9:40

It's begun. Welcome to 20+ years of Dad Jokes.

By iipinkette | 16

#6464193 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 9:41

He has passed the dad jokes test, he's ready.

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By amburrjade | 28

#6464192 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 9:40

It's begun. Welcome to 20+ years of Dad Jokes.

Anti_Sora | 25

#6464308 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 13:54

*full life of Dad Jokes.

By iipinkette | 16

#6464193 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 9:41

He has passed the dad jokes test, he's ready.

By Awahso | 25

#6464194 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 9:41

Congratulations! Eh, he already has "Dad humor" locked down. Prepare for 18 years of terrible jokes and puns.

pedopears | 18

#6464197 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 9:43

Once you passed the Dad humor test, it will stay until death takes them apart.

By amileah13 | 26

#6464195 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 9:41

Aww, I think that's adorable. Congrats you two!

By Tripartita | 44

#6464196 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 9:43

Oh, God, I just realized that's the type of joke I'd make. I need to… I need to rethink some things… or become a father.

gamermonster | 34

#6464208 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 9:57

I suggest the second :p

By Anubis95_fml | 10

#6464198 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 9:44

Well you can be rest assured he will make a great father.

By WinterChild | 20

#6464199 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 9:46

Just wait till he reaches the grandfather jokes level.

zach205 | 24

#6464692 - Thursday 19 November 2015 1:37

Grandfather jokes, aka dad jokes^2

By dtdrpepperguy | 14

#6464200 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 9:49

So it begins....

By Earths_Venus | 25

#6464202 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 9:53

KEEP HIM! That's hilarious!

By darkmatou_fml | 19

#6464206 - Wednesday 18 November 2015 9:57

He was ready ! Congratulations ~

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