By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 02:13 - United States - Herndon

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML
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amburrjade 28
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It's begun. Welcome to 20+ years of Dad Jokes.

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iipinkette 16
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He has passed the dad jokes test, he's ready.

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amburrjade 28
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It's begun. Welcome to 20+ years of Dad Jokes.

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Anti_Sora 31
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*full life of Dad Jokes.

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iipinkette 16
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He has passed the dad jokes test, he's ready.

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Awahso 25
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Congratulations! Eh, he already has "Dad humor" locked down. Prepare for 18 years of terrible jokes and puns.

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pedopears 18
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Once you passed the Dad humor test, it will stay until death takes them apart.

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amileah13 26

Aww, I think that's adorable. Congrats you two!

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Tripartita 44
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Oh, God, I just realized that's the type of joke I'd make. I need to… I need to rethink some things… or become a father.

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gamermonster 34
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I suggest the second :p

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Anubis95_fml 10
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Well you can be rest assured he will make a great father.

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WinterChild 20
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Just wait till he reaches the grandfather jokes level.

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zach205 24
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Grandfather jokes, aka dad jokes^2

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dtdrpepperguy 14
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So it begins....

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Earths_Venus 25
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KEEP HIM! That's hilarious!

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darkmatou_fml 19
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He was ready ! Congratulations ~

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