Kids: Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that...

By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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By Anonyname - 18/05/2014 19:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML

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By unzucht - 30/05/2012 16:45 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML

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By poormom - 27/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 17:44 - Netherlands - Haarlem

Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 23:00

Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 02:13 - United States - Herndon

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

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By kimmykins27 - 31/10/2014 12:58 - United States

Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 15:00 - South Africa

Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML

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zingline89 18

Monday 29 October 2012 2:42

Smart kid

rocker_chick105 31

Monday 29 October 2012 2:43

Should've followed the kid's advice

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ajkwilso 8

Tuesday 30 October 2012 7:37

A. That's awesome B. anything the son says is on the parents so that's your bad but still lol

jazzykinss 1

Wednesday 31 October 2012 3:16

Good for him I would be pissed to

joea21 21

Wednesday 31 October 2012 8:57

Why the hell does your daughter have a bf!??She's 9!

m3lyc 18

Thursday 1 November 2012 0:01

Do get youself to the opticians, it says brother, not boyfriend.

nolicnosnhoj 1

Wednesday 31 October 2012 15:26

Kids say the darndest things

TurboTurkey 9

Wednesday 31 October 2012 17:27

59- My horribly behaved/spoiled younger cousins. But OP, I feel a little bad for your daughter. I know the feeling. Maybe you should talk to her.

mariacuciti 1

Friday 2 November 2012 3:28

That's horrible...how can your son say that?! Smh it's such a shame. But despite what people think congrats because it's a blessing. Good luck

rosesong2494 3

Tuesday 6 November 2012 6:33

That's so not ok. Let some tears fall and show those bastards how much their comments hurt. They need a lesson in humility and compassion. Also, you and your husband need to figure out who the hell gave your son permission to act like that at a family dinner.

Bludmagnus 13

Tuesday 6 November 2012 12:09

This FYL includes to things that far too often are found in the same family: A kid that deserves to be spanked and a father that deserves a punch in the mouth.