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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By vhtdgjj - 29/11/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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By Creeped Out - 29/05/2017 18:00

Today, I went to the grocery store. As I was checking out, I went to grab the same item that the cashier was reaching for. He brushed my hand. He then both watched me creepily and asked my what lotion I used to make my hands so soft. When I left, he said, "I'll dream of you." FML

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By whyme - 12/09/2013 14:44 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said, "Hey beautiful" so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said, "Yes, why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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xxxeelaa 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:44

okay ? he could've meant why would a random man come up and call his wife beautiful ? chill.

hellzyeah88 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:42

So your husband married you for your personality??? At least you've got both. Looks and personality. That's rare. You should be happy.

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hellzyeah88 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:42

So your husband married you for your personality??? At least you've got both. Looks and personality. That's rare. You should be happy.

ndanick 4

Friday 19 June 2009 3:03

Now thats a real my kudos to u for getting a hard ass

runescapescool 0

Friday 19 June 2009 3:05

Noob

maggy_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 16:59

i'm sure he meant that as in "why would he say that out loud suddenly?" or maybe he's joking?

Animati0n 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:43

Ouch!

doglover100 28

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:07

Maybe he took it as random people hitting on her. I don't know.

xxxeelaa 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:44

okay ? he could've meant why would a random man come up and call his wife beautiful ? chill.

STVader 0

Friday 19 June 2009 2:01

yeah that's what I interpreted it as. Random people hitting on married people is kinda weird, I'd ask what's wrong with him too at first.

ddldave 0

Friday 19 June 2009 2:03

He could of meant what's wrong with him as in he believes there's nothing wrong with him since his wife is truly beautiful.

Dante167 0

Friday 19 June 2009 2:22

Agree with #4. He couldve been joking too. OP quit overeacting...this isnt an FML

Person_Man 0

Friday 19 June 2009 3:09

i agree with #4...your husband's comment didnt mean that you are not beautiful, so please try to be understanding of him :)

lifesxmisery 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:31

i agree. i was thinking the same exact thing, like why would he just come out of nowhere with that anyway? saying "whats wrong with him" is actually a reasonable response depending on how you mean it.

losergirl 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:44

Guess your husband wants some sex, then.

nevele11 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:45

Uhh? How is this an FML at all? My boyfriend says "What's wrong with him?"all the time when I tell him the creeps are lurkin'. Your husband means it like, "What an ass."

XblahhX 0

Friday 19 June 2009 2:26

That is so true!!! OP, stop being so paranoid

Meg14_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:47

Your husband probably thought the guy was being creepy.

beaniebabe 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:47

He was probably just referring to the fact that a complete stranger said that

Singularity_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:51

Uh, my boyfriend doesn't appreciate RANDOM STRANGERS who hit on his gf, so I'm pretty sure your husband doesn't appreciate it either.

genius_man16 0

Friday 19 June 2009 6:09

That's what I thought. If it was a close friend or something and he said that then this would be an FML. But since it was just some random guy, there is nothing wrong with his comment. Pull the stick out of your ass OP and stop being so goddamn sensitive.