Service my dong

By Anonymous - 27/10/2021 08:00

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Today, I'm on day 11 of having COVID. My husband said to me, "I hope you get better soon so we can finally have sex again." Thanks for being concerned about MY health and wellbeing. FML
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phybreawptic 13

So it took until day 11 for that to come out. How was he not showing concern on days 1-10?

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Jonkbaby 22

Hope you feel better op. I didn't feel any urges for that until a week and a half in. But yeah a weird thing for a spouse to say, but we see each others bad sides all the time anyway lol

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phybreawptic 13

So it took until day 11 for that to come out. How was he not showing concern on days 1-10?

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Jonkbaby 22

Hope you feel better op. I didn't feel any urges for that until a week and a half in. But yeah a weird thing for a spouse to say, but we see each others bad sides all the time anyway lol

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JackWood 20

Now we know why he keeps you around. Hope you feel better soon.

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