Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked her how she got so good at giving them. She looked straight into my eyes and replied, "Practising on about six guys before you." FML
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Shemp_5
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Dont ask, dont tell...
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ScottVining
| 21
You sorta had that comin haha
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Shemp_5
| 14
Dont ask, dont tell...
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Well, you live in New Jersey, so, you know...
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Senorangelo
| 10
She could have said that she is practicing with him so often. It may be hurtful to say something like this when already married. Marriage is a new beginning, everything before has to be forgotten.
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Malahkaa
| 19
Did she mean six guys today, or six guys ever?....
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ScottVining
| 21
You sorta had that comin haha
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foxwasalamb
| 24
he had that cumming*
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kurodansei
| 16
No SHE had it cumming. Give credit where credit is due.
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saba_ajira
| 29
Never ask about experience. You won't like the answer.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
It's true, practice makes perfect. Just when it comes to sex, never ask how one got so good. There can only be one answer.
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
Heh, I think some guys go into relationships expecting virgins who have no idea what they're doing.
It applies not just to sex: sometimes, you have deduced the answer to something, but still know it's better off not asking, because it leads to stupid bullshit.
It applies not just to sex: sometimes, you have deduced the answer to something, but still know it's better off not asking, because it leads to stupid bullshit.
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mackles22
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you shouldn't of asked....
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8313girl
| 28
I've never seen so many people type "of" instead of "have" until I got onto this site. It's baffling! Some people have to go back to grammar school.
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mif_fml
| 27
You're and your is so much worse..
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teyyoshi
| 19
utterly agreed !it is of great help for guys learning English like me ,correct spell ,plz
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reaxion
| 25
#35: Oh Portal 2, how I miss thee!
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Cbizzlez
| 10
Kind of one of those things that you don't ask questions about and just enjoy the fact that someone is sucking your dick
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foxwasalamb
| 24
you are male, assuming you're straight, what if another guy just jumped on your dick? would you still live by your advice?
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Chaith
| 16
Well, he sure wouldn't be asking about the guy's credentials, so, his point stands. Lol.
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10splayer
| 5
Aaaaaaand... now you know.
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Thorvald22
| 17
Why would you ask a question like that without expecting an answer you wouldnt like?
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sn24swim
| 13
wife-1 you-0
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devildog562
| 33
Correction wife: 7(including him)
Husband: 1 since he is still getting a blowy!
Husband: 1 since he is still getting a blowy!
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RedPillSucks
| 31
isn't there a fairytale about 7 in one blow
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Mr_Duckingbergh
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To be completely honest 6 guys isn't that much. I have heard of 20 etc. But not to mention you did ask and hey at least she's honest.
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Mimi12589_fml
| 10
Yeah, unless she used the rule of 3 meaning she actually practiced on about 15 guys ! Which seems even fairer to me :p
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Arcanel
| 18
would actually be around 18, you multiply by 3 lol
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annarcheer
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in the same day or life time.?
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CoGhostRider
| 31
Don't ask, doesn't matter
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grogers311
| 20
"In a row??!!"