By noname - 04/12/2008 05:55 - France

Spicy
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
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deathwishkid 0

"3 long months"? god, guys really cant take comittment unless their whistle's being blown can they?

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Candisalis 0

What the heck?! How is that sweet? Three months is extremely quick for anything like that. Apparently, you're a ho.

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HyperFlirt 0

@Meh: Why is that quick? XD @OP: I'd take that as a compliment. I'd love to be that good! @i know the feeling: wtf... Why would it take so long? Poor you.

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CDub7888 0

It's not a huge deal, but I can see where that story could've taken a wrong turn. But hey, it's not the end of the world. It happens. ^_^;;

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deathwishkid 0

"3 long months"? god, guys really cant take comittment unless their whistle's being blown can they?

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hanacurse 11

It's like the song. People are just terrible.

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Eorlas 31

Or for some people the urges are very powerful, thus making 3 months with someone they find to be very attractive feel like a very long time.

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livexmyxlife 0

That's not that bad

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Time2Remission 0

Wow...you called your GF a d*cksucker.

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Kielnmsoftly 26

I fail to see where that would be incorrect. But that's none of my business.

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lich_fml 0

..that's exactly what my boyfriend said to me.

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Ravenite 0

What on earth made you say something like that?

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carolmc 0

iii think it's sweet that you guys waited that long !

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Candisalis 0

What the heck?! How is that sweet? Three months is extremely quick for anything like that. Apparently, you're a ho.

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briannabrocious 2

That was very rude. Waiting a long time doesn't make you a annoying prude and doing it within a shorter amount of time doesn't make you a ho. Now If it was with someone she's never meet before that one thing. Everyone has there own sense of when things should be done in a relationship.

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ndvorsky 4

that is because you are in a real relationship

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rofflewaffle 9

Ndvorsky, are you implying that a loving relationship between two people who enjoy pleasing one another sexually as an expression of love not "real?" Because not only is that absurd, it's also extremely offensive.

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