By noname - 04/12/2008 05:55 - France

Spicy
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 612
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"3 long months"? god, guys really cant take comittment unless their whistle's being blown can they?

What the heck?! How is that sweet? Three months is extremely quick for anything like that. Apparently, you're a ho.

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@Meh: Why is that quick? XD @OP: I'd take that as a compliment. I'd love to be that good! @i know the feeling: wtf... Why would it take so long? Poor you.

That must've sucked

It's not a huge deal, but I can see where that story could've taken a wrong turn. But hey, it's not the end of the world. It happens. ^_^;;

"3 long months"? god, guys really cant take comittment unless their whistle's being blown can they?

It's like the song. People are just terrible.

Or for some people the urges are very powerful, thus making 3 months with someone they find to be very attractive feel like a very long time.

That's not that bad

Wow...you called your GF a d*cksucker.

I fail to see where that would be incorrect. But that's none of my business.

I'd take er' as a compliment

..that's exactly what my boyfriend said to me.

Plot twist! You're OP's girlfriend!

What on earth made you say something like that?

iii think it's sweet that you guys waited that long !

What the heck?! How is that sweet? Three months is extremely quick for anything like that. Apparently, you're a ho.

Obviously sarcasm.

That was very rude. Waiting a long time doesn't make you a annoying prude and doing it within a shorter amount of time doesn't make you a ho. Now If it was with someone she's never meet before that one thing. Everyone has there own sense of when things should be done in a relationship.

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why i love them

that is because you are in a real relationship

You're so lucky!

Ndvorsky, are you implying that a loving relationship between two people who enjoy pleasing one another sexually as an expression of love not "real?" Because not only is that absurd, it's also extremely offensive.

That is terrible

I'm almost at 7 so

My bf waited a year for that from me.