Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
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HyperFlirt
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@Meh: Why is that quick? XD
@OP: I'd take that as a compliment. I'd love to be that good!
@i know the feeling: wtf... Why would it take so long? Poor you.
@OP: I'd take that as a compliment. I'd love to be that good!
@i know the feeling: wtf... Why would it take so long? Poor you.
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yewanchor
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That must've sucked
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CDub7888
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It's not a huge deal, but I can see where that story could've taken a wrong turn.
But hey, it's not the end of the world. It happens. ^_^;;
But hey, it's not the end of the world. It happens. ^_^;;
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deathwishkid
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"3 long months"?
god, guys really cant take comittment unless their whistle's being blown can they?
god, guys really cant take comittment unless their whistle's being blown can they?
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hanacurse
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It's like the song. People are just terrible.
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Eorlas
| 31
Or for some people the urges are very powerful, thus making 3 months with someone they find to be very attractive feel like a very long time.
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livexmyxlife
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That's not that bad
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Time2Remission
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Wow...you called your GF a d*cksucker.
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Kielnmsoftly
| 26
I fail to see where that would be incorrect. But that's none of my business.
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sweetnsassy1919
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I'd take er' as a compliment
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lich_fml
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..that's exactly what my boyfriend said to me.
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hey_its_me_
| 20
Plot twist! You're OP's girlfriend!
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Ravenite
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What on earth made you say something like that?
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carolmc
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iii think it's sweet that you guys waited that long !
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Candisalis
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What the heck?! How is that sweet? Three months is extremely quick for anything like that. Apparently, you're a ho.
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width
| 4
Obviously sarcasm.
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briannabrocious
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That was very rude. Waiting a long time doesn't make you a annoying prude and doing it within a shorter amount of time doesn't make you a ho. Now If it was with someone she's never meet before that one thing. Everyone has there own sense of when things should be done in a relationship.
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Amandalemora
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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lindzz963
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why i love them
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ndvorsky
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that is because you are in a real relationship
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gnattine
| 11
You're so lucky!
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rofflewaffle
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Ndvorsky, are you implying that a loving relationship between two people who enjoy pleasing one another sexually as an expression of love not "real?" Because not only is that absurd, it's also extremely offensive.
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goaliestud30
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That is terrible
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jarheart
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I'm almost at 7 so
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measishouldbe
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My bf waited a year for that from me.
god, guys really cant take comittment unless their whistle's being blown can they?