By Ohai - 16/01/2009 20:46 - United States

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Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
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Timmytwofinger 0
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what the fuck is wrong with your mum?

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ModernDreamer 0
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man that sucks.... or should i say blows?

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Timmytwofinger 0
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what the fuck is wrong with your mum?

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ljbgamer 1
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Maybe she was trying to see what you like when receiving a...... Bj still kind if weird though

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teentee401 36
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69 likes on this comment. How appropriate.

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Rainbowsareshiny 0
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omgYoUbasTards 0

wait are you saying women get their blowing skills from their mothers?? um... idt i can look at my gf mom the same anymore :-/ just been scarred for life.

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bv110 2
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ok idc how bad i am at it but i am never asking my mom advice on how to give a good blowjob! shes 50 idt shes ever even given a blowjob to my dad ever!

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usmcsniper16 0
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^ shut the fuck up youre like 12

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Shadowvoid 33

That's ridiculous^ of course your mom has blown your dad... It's a basic sexual thing. Remember parents have done ever thing you have and more.

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chrisbeaudoin 26

Thanks for reminding me, i really needed the mental image

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Maniac_fml 0
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'tis painful man i hope you get revenge on your mum

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maiden_girl 5
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LMAO! Wow... maybe she was wondering about trying a certain technique she thought your dad or her boyfriend might like...

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deadlydeadd 2

Why would people down rate this it's true and the critics of FML are butthurt

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ModernDreamer 0
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man that sucks.... or should i say blows?

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Boomi 38
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I'm not sure if I should laugh or facepalm.

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Jason_fml 0

Sometime in the future you should go up to her and ask, "Mom when dad is going down on you do you like it when he works his tongue or do you prefer it when he lets his fingers do the talking?"

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Fnukk 0
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Maybe she thinks you watch a lot of porn? Your mom is sick anyway.

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Meemer147 0

Um, HELLO? coming from a woman, she probably meant it in a "What feels good" kinda way, not a "Im asking a guy who gives blow jobs"

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mrcarmine 0
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lol @ jason, good stuff and yeah, meemer147 and rainbowsareshiny got it, she was asking you since she expected you to know what guys like. that was like, "hey, son, props to you for getting blow jobs. how do i give a good one?" lol def still weird though... but the being a guy part doesn't make it an FML by itself.

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THTB 3

You know shit's wrong when your mom assumes you're a homosexual and you give blowjobs. Not saying being gay is bad or anything...

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