By pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML
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cakefete2 30

That's extra funny given your profile pic. Btw, do you Noah guy who can fix OP's toilet seat?

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cakefete2 30

That's extra funny given your profile pic. Btw, do you Noah guy who can fix OP's toilet seat?

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reno_911 5

this is exactly why i no longer trust toilet seats. shifty eye scheming bastards

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nickob96 25

Maybe op is a girl? Girls poop too you know...

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badluckalex 23

I dont see how this would have any effect on ops balls, if op is a guy

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brittyboo123 35

26, I'm a girl and I completely understand how it would hurt...think about it.

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JMichael 25

Well you had to go one way or another.

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Sports_guy3 28

Speaking of had to go, I heard about this video of a girl ******** herself while twerking. PM me if u want the link

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killerdana 19

Wow 58. I think we're good

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Zeishah 26

Pick yourself up! Its a shitty day not a shitty life.

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people_annoy_me 23

#17 Hey, don't be rude. I thought it was really punny.

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ileenefudge 29

Sorry but it's over used too much by people. It's really not that funny anymore.

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MrConcise 34

Don't like it? Bury and move on, no need to out yourself as a douchebag.

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jbombdighetty 11

I still laugh every time.

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ErinRosado 14

I guess poop-related FMLs wouldn't quite be the same without this pun. Maybe we've got to ask ourselves if we really need to flush it out of the system.

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zBLAKEz 23

This makes me think of how annoying it is when you place down one of those paper toilet seat covers on a public toilet, and because it's an automatic toilet it just automatically flushes, taking the seat cover with it.

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onlychildFTW 33

Or wear diapers! Get some cloth ones and be eco friendly! Or, make sure the seat is properly fastened before sitting to poop.

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ShadowPsychosis 4

#9 But it's the squatters who cause the problem in the first place. Never in my life have i ever peed or crapped on a toilet seat by sitting on it like a normal person would. It's the inconsiderate people who hover over the public toilet who end up splashing urine and feces on the seat, the cistern, the floor etc. It is also actually bad for you, the position you hold your body in to squat pee over a "western" toilet prevents full emptying of the bladder, you can actually retain around 30% of the bladder contents, which at the least is inconvenient because you'll need to go again that much sooner, maybe even cause a UTI.

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YoursAlways98 13

Ew that's awful! Bet that ruined your whole day, sorry OP

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Zacky_Chan 22

Seems like a....Shitty situation (Ba dum tsk) :D

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