By Anonymous - 19/08/2010 06:32 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed "Oh my god!" for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a TV into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 458
You deserved it 13 728

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

Yes, you did improve in bed -- you brought in the TV! I'm sure your gf is thrilled that you are open to the idea of getting electrical devices involved in your otherwise tedious sex life. You are going to have to demote yourself from the role of boyfriend to being the pimp for a series of vibrators and a series of electro-hydraulic sex contraptions. I can't wait to see you bitch-slap the Orgasmatron 6900 for not showing you da money.


Pastor_Rich 0

marry her and make an honest woman out of her

it's funny because she finds tv more exciting then sex with you the sex was not nice and moist

man, its all about her CLIT. Penetration alone won't cut... are you 15?

DearLar 0

26-well you sound like you've got lots of experience. ^,^ lol

susieKiute 0

actually if you know how to use your **** you don't need to touch the clit, but 90% of guys can't 1. make a girl cum and 2. last more than 10 mins lol sucks to be you guys

dickster 0

I hope you get AIDS and die alone OP.

TheAwesomeMarchi 0

I agree's all about the CLIT

crazyazzkike 0

there are so many kids on FML, I wouldn't even be surprised if he were under 15. you fail @ sex, OP. try getting a ****.

twinny_sc 13

alright everyone, 53 seems to be the pro here... even though he looks like a tard?

lol it's funny you leave a comment like that when you're too self conscious to upload a pic of yourselves. I bet both of you are fat slobs who can't get any lovin period.

just because someone doesn't upload a pic doesn't mean they're self concious about it, I've uploaded pics to the net but not FML. In your case you shouldn't have bothered. You look like an idiot and sound like one too. The ones that brag are the ones that really have no reason too. Nobody wants to hear you insult them as a group. You don't even know who you're adressing-- you're just trolling. Run along.

lol who asked you? didn't realize you were the voice of FML, I should have asked around, huh

ChesterJester11 0

at least the tv can satisfy her

AceArctic 4

more practice my ass! he deserves it for bein wack as shit. n btw I <3 Domo!

BehindTheSun 2

That's not a good idea, then he'd never get any.

He said he recently moved the TV into the bedroom. So...he was having sex w/o a TV there. Maybe try # 8's suggestion.

Shashaw_fml 0

LOL, time to turn off the TV and try something new together

You must be extremely bad in bed if she has to watch tv to keep entertained Lol Watch some **** together and learn some new moves rookie

Niick_fml 0

YDI for not improving in bed.

ydi for making her so bored in bed that shed watch tv

nascar1477 0
coffee_enima 0

you know, most couples watch **** in bed, not 90210.

What about not watching anything on tv at all? And having only eyes for each other. All these FML's make me feel too old fashioned, what happened to romance? :(

deafeningsilence 8

23.. this entire website makes me feel old fashioned. Most of these fmls talk about sex with one's own bf/gf and it's just depressing to see how sex has lost its meaning to most of the world.

blueeyes24 0

tv is the bedroom is never a good idea

well at least she makes noises now so its not as awkward....... kinda.

Apparently he did not make her nice and moist.....

#16 you are really have a sense of humor and

lmao! 16 you have officially made my day:)

crazyazzkike 0

16 looks just like my dad :) haha! nice gut, brah.

xxniteskie 1