FML : Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed 'Oh my god!' for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a tv into my room...

Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed 'Oh my god!' for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a tv into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 19 August 2010 06:32 / Australia

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By BlueTwist89 | 0

#1270082 - Thursday 19 August 2010 16:06

Move the TV back out of your room :).

By perdix | 29

#1270326 - Thursday 19 August 2010 16:29

Yes, you did improve in bed -- you brought in the TV! I'm sure your gf is thrilled that you are open to the idea of getting electrical devices involved in your otherwise tedious sex life.

You are going to have to demote yourself from the role of boyfriend to being the pimp for a series of vibrators and a series of electro-hydraulic sex contraptions.

I can't wait to see you bitch-slap the Orgasmatron 6900 for not showing you da money.

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By HouseHunter | 2

#1270005 - Thursday 19 August 2010 16:02

well uh OH GOD

Pastor_Rich | 0

#1270086 - Thursday 19 August 2010 16:06

marry her and make an honest woman out of her

Viatus | 0

#1270197 - Thursday 19 August 2010 16:13

Fuck religion

legonut4 | 0

#1270405 - Thursday 19 August 2010 16:36

it's funny because she finds tv more exciting then sex with you

the sex was not nice and moist

allenrotstein | 0

#1270587 - Thursday 19 August 2010 16:51

man, its all about her CLIT. Penetration alone won't cut... are you 15?

DearLar | 0

#1270834 - Thursday 19 August 2010 17:36

Atleast you got laid.

remy3106 | 10

#1270854 - Thursday 19 August 2010 17:40

26 u look like a perv haha

heynow00wellthen | 0

#1270929 - Thursday 19 August 2010 17:49

26-well you sound like you've got lots of experience. ^,^ lol

susieKiute | 0

#1271041 - Thursday 19 August 2010 18:16

numero 26 is right

luv4xlr8ion | 0

#1271186 - Thursday 19 August 2010 18:45

actually if you know how to use your cock you don't need to touch the clit, but 90% of guys can't 1. make a girl cum and 2. last more than 10 mins lol sucks to be you guys

dickster | 0

#1271282 - Thursday 19 August 2010 19:00

I hope you get AIDS and die alone OP.

TheAwesomeMarchi | 0

#1271543 - Thursday 19 August 2010 19:54

I agree dude......it's all about the CLIT

crazyazzkike | 0

#1272204 - Thursday 19 August 2010 21:11

there are so many kids on FML, I wouldn't even be surprised if he were under 15. you fail @ sex, OP. try getting a porn.

twinny_sc | 13

#1272634 - Thursday 19 August 2010 22:24

53 you are mistaken.

falluke17 | 0

#1272875 - Thursday 19 August 2010 23:51

alright everyone, 53 seems to be the pro here... even though he looks like a tard?

hugopz | 0

#1273295 - Friday 20 August 2010 1:48

LOL yes he does

hockeybuff | 0

#1273453 - Friday 20 August 2010 2:33

ya, I guess fat girls need lovin too!

luv4xlr8ion | 0

#1273598 - Friday 20 August 2010 3:17

lol it's funny you leave a comment like that when you're too self conscious to upload a pic of yourselves. I bet both of you are fat slobs who can't get any lovin period.

MykeLytorus | 0

#1273698 - Friday 20 August 2010 3:50

just because someone doesn't upload a pic doesn't mean they're self concious about it, I've uploaded pics to the net but not FML. In your case you shouldn't have bothered. You look like an idiot and sound like one too. The ones that brag are the ones that really have no reason too. Nobody wants to hear you insult them as a group. You don't even know who you're adressing-- you're just trolling. Run along.

luv4xlr8ion | 0

#1274023 - Friday 20 August 2010 5:18

lol who asked you? didn't realize you were the voice of FML, I should have asked around, huh

toxic10uhc | 0

#1274038 - Friday 20 August 2010 5:22

fail.

rimouski | 0

#1274174 - Friday 20 August 2010 6:15

#80. you sound like a faggot...

ChesterJester11 | 0

#1274266 - Friday 20 August 2010 6:53

at least the tv can satisfy her

MightyGoober | 2

#1274664 - Friday 20 August 2010 9:19

#83 is the biggest win of them all

AceArctic | 4

#1824827 - Friday 10 December 2010 19:12

44 that fits in nicely here

By Domonator | 14

#1270014 - Thursday 19 August 2010 16:02

Better get more practice!

mylyfzeffedup | 0

#1275218 - Friday 20 August 2010 13:37

more practice my ass! he deserves it for bein wack as shit.

n btw I <3 Domo!

By BlueTwist89 | 0

#1270082 - Thursday 19 August 2010 16:06

Move the TV back out of your room :).

BehindTheSun | 2

#1270102 - Thursday 19 August 2010 16:07

That's not a good idea, then he'd never get any.

BlueTwist89 | 0

#1270432 - Thursday 19 August 2010 16:39

He said he recently moved the TV into the bedroom. So...he was having sex w/o a TV there. Maybe try # 8's suggestion.

By Shashaw_fml | 0

#1270090 - Thursday 19 August 2010 16:06

LOL, time to turn off the TV and try something new together

By WiseGuy79 | 14

#1270143 - Thursday 19 August 2010 16:09

You must be extremely bad in bed if she has to watch tv to keep entertained Lol Watch some porn together and learn some new moves rookie

By Niick_fml | 0

#1270152 - Thursday 19 August 2010 16:10

YDI for not improving in bed.

By jackieeoo | 0

#1270177 - Thursday 19 August 2010 16:12

ydi for making her so bored in bed that shed watch tv

nascar1477 | 0

#1378264 - Thursday 9 September 2010 20:11

you are gorgeous! :)

By coffee_enima | 0

#1270183 - Thursday 19 August 2010 16:13

you know, most couples watch porn in bed, not 90210.

justsayfuck | 4

#1270435 - Thursday 19 August 2010 16:39

What about not watching anything on tv at all? And having only eyes for each other.
All these FML's make me feel too old fashioned, what happened to romance? :(

deafeningsilence | 8

#1270768 - Thursday 19 August 2010 17:27

I totally agree with 23.

mitchie11 | 0

#1270953 - Thursday 19 August 2010 17:54

23.. this entire website makes me feel old fashioned. Most of these fmls talk about sex with one's own bf/gf and it's just depressing to see how sex has lost its meaning to most of the world.