Miscellaneous: Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding...

By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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You deserved it 7 464

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By goodbye cruel world - 01/12/2012 01:28 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 043

You deserved it 34 667

By libraries are a girl's best friend - 19/07/2013 21:53 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 948

You deserved it 35 611

You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 822

You deserved it 3 129

By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 394

You deserved it 1 155

By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 20:50 - United States

Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 031

You deserved it 4 416

By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 689

You deserved it 1 469

By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 073

You deserved it 3 724

That one weird kid

By shellski - 21/01/2012 01:21 - United States

Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 775

You deserved it 2 348

By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 160

You deserved it 10 227

By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 887

You deserved it 5 819

Nyx_fml 23

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:43

Gosh. Dang it, OP. What the heck were you thinking? You must have sounded like an effin ice hole. Son of a mother trucker.

jondillboy 17

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:43

Interesting reason for being grounded.

Comments

jondillboy 17

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:43

Interesting reason for being grounded.

9echo 17

Sunday 22 September 2013 3:07

Some people should NOT be parents.

TheCanucklehead 22

Sunday 22 September 2013 3:09

Or wearing sweater vests

steffi90 13

Sunday 22 September 2013 3:15

time to man up.

ositoakaluis 16

Sunday 22 September 2013 3:42

sorry OP but I agree with your father

thrifting 18

Sunday 22 September 2013 4:02

The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time. One with a collar - turtle neck! That's the kind.

CanadiAnM8 24

Sunday 22 September 2013 6:46

Anyone else like OP's name.

GEBEH 14

Sunday 22 September 2013 11:52

Grounding a gamer - heaven on earth for one week without the restriction of knowing you could be doing other more important things in life!

Nyx_fml 23

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:43

Gosh. Dang it, OP. What the heck were you thinking? You must have sounded like an effin ice hole. Son of a mother trucker.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 22 September 2013 3:25

Johnny Dangerously? :P

sadistmonkey 19

Sunday 22 September 2013 3:26

Shut the front door!

DanielleinDC 33

Sunday 22 September 2013 4:36

No, that would be a farging icehole!

Cory123125 3

Sunday 22 September 2013 5:46

Man that's Nuckin futs!

IloveToLaugh143 21

Sunday 22 September 2013 6:06

I know right?! That is so fudgin' ridiculous. Then this son of a female dog, decides to ground me? Well cluck you too!!

alex_gen 38

Sunday 22 September 2013 7:44

Shut the front door!

xivoricbutterfly 25

Saturday 31 May 2014 7:23

Shut the full cup!

rockne93 17

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:47

I guess the only thing you can do is swear like a sailor?

FrankHotpants 31

Sunday 22 September 2013 16:48

..And what the **** is that suppose to mean?!

football98_fml 20

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:47

get one of those voice-changing microphones...

9echo 17

Sunday 22 September 2013 20:14

...because you sound more manly when you cuss like a little girl with a deep voice...

Cbnotme 20

Saturday 28 May 2016 14:41

And the voice changing microphone would only make the other people he's gaming with hear his voice differently, not his dad and his dad's friends who are over.