By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
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Gosh. Dang it, OP. What the heck were you thinking? You must have sounded like an effin ice hole. Son of a mother trucker.

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jondillboy 17
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Interesting reason for being grounded.

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jondillboy 17
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Interesting reason for being grounded.

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9echo 17
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Some people should NOT be parents.

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TheCanucklehead 22
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Or wearing sweater vests

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steffi90 13
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time to man up.

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ositoakaluis 16
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sorry OP but I agree with your father

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thrifting 18
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The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time. One with a collar - turtle neck! That's the kind.

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CanadiAnM8 24
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Anyone else like OP's name.

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GEBEH 14
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Grounding a gamer - heaven on earth for one week without the restriction of knowing you could be doing other more important things in life!

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Nyx_fml 23
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Gosh. Dang it, OP. What the heck were you thinking? You must have sounded like an effin ice hole. Son of a mother trucker.

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Enslaved 36
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Johnny Dangerously? :P

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sadistmonkey 19
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Shut the front door!

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DanielleinDC 32
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No, that would be a farging icehole!

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Cory123125 3
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Man that's Nuckin futs!

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IloveToLaugh143 21
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I know right?! That is so fudgin' ridiculous. Then this son of a female dog, decides to ground me? Well cluck you too!!

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alex_gen 38
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Shut the front door!

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xivoricbutterfly 25

Shut the full cup!

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rockne93 17

I guess the only thing you can do is swear like a sailor?

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FrankHotpants 31
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..And what the fuck is that suppose to mean?!

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football98_fml 20

get one of those voice-changing microphones...

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9echo 17
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...because you sound more manly when you cuss like a little girl with a deep voice...

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Cbnotme 20
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And the voice changing microphone would only make the other people he's gaming with hear his voice differently, not his dad and his dad's friends who are over.

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Espolax 8

Just wait until you curse "like a man" and u get grounded for cursing

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shaww 28

Will THIIIIIIIIIS embarrass him?!?! TITTY FUCK NIGGA CUNT SLUT PUSSY DICK FUCKER BITCH SUCKING TITTY DICK ASS SHITTER

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The_9th_Doctor 18

that's funny

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djxerxes9000 18
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Did you cry and yell "FIDDLESTICKS!" then storm off to your room?

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eddeeezzyy 19
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Let me guess....you called the other player a "jerk" instead of calling him a "cock sucking motherfucking shitfuck" huh?

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BlesstheSilence 11
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I pictured you saying "Son of a diddly!" in a Flanders voice.

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