FML : Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear...

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dadyoureacunt - / Saturday 21 September 2013 13:10 / Australia - Melbourne

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By Nyx_fml | 23

#5683895 - Sunday 22 September 2013 2:43

Gosh. Dang it, OP. What the heck were you thinking? You must have sounded like an effin ice hole. Son of a mother trucker.

By jondillboy | 17

#5683893 - Sunday 22 September 2013 2:43

Interesting reason for being grounded.

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By jondillboy | 17

#5683893 - Sunday 22 September 2013 2:43

Interesting reason for being grounded.

9echo | 17

#5683970 - Sunday 22 September 2013 3:07

Some people should NOT be parents.

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5683974 - Sunday 22 September 2013 3:09

Or wearing sweater vests

steffi90 | 13

#5683990 - Sunday 22 September 2013 3:15

time to man up.

ositoakaluis | 16

#5684025 - Sunday 22 September 2013 3:42

sorry OP but I agree with your father

thrifting | 18

#5684047 - Sunday 22 September 2013 4:02

The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time. One with a collar - turtle neck! That's the kind.

CanadiAnM8 | 24

#5684210 - Sunday 22 September 2013 6:46

Anyone else like OP's name.

GEBEH | 14

#5684418 - Sunday 22 September 2013 11:52

Grounding a gamer - heaven on earth for one week without the restriction of knowing you could be doing other more important things in life!

By Nyx_fml | 23

#5683895 - Sunday 22 September 2013 2:43

Gosh. Dang it, OP. What the heck were you thinking? You must have sounded like an effin ice hole. Son of a mother trucker.

Enslaved | 36

#5684003 - Sunday 22 September 2013 3:25

Johnny Dangerously? :P

sadistmonkey | 19

#5684005 - Sunday 22 September 2013 3:26

Shut the front door!

DanielleinDC | 31

#5684095 - Sunday 22 September 2013 4:36

No, that would be a farging icehole!

Cory123125 | 3

#5684171 - Sunday 22 September 2013 5:46

Man that's Nuckin futs!

IloveToLaugh143 | 21

#5684192 - Sunday 22 September 2013 6:06

I know right?! That is so fudgin' ridiculous. Then this son of a female dog, decides to ground me? Well cluck you too!!

alex_gen | 36

#5684251 - Sunday 22 September 2013 7:44

Shut the front door!

xivoricbutterfly | 25

#5961279 - Saturday 31 May 2014 7:23

Shut the full cup!

By rockne93 | 17

#5683915 - Sunday 22 September 2013 2:47

I guess the only thing you can do is swear like a sailor?

FrankHotpants | 30

#5684576 - Sunday 22 September 2013 16:48

..And what the fuck is that suppose to mean?!

By football98_fml | 20

#5683919 - Sunday 22 September 2013 2:47

get one of those voice-changing microphones...

9echo | 17

#5684839 - Sunday 22 September 2013 20:14

...because you sound more manly when you cuss like a little girl with a deep voice...

Cbnotme | 20

#6616795 - Saturday 28 May 2016 14:41

And the voice changing microphone would only make the other people he's gaming with hear his voice differently, not his dad and his dad's friends who are over.