Love: Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML

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By Jeri - 12/02/2010 08:41 - United States

Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML

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Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML

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Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML

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Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML

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By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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By Chakkamofo - 01/02/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card saying "You made it to 36!". It's my 35th birthday. FML

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jackieeoo 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:07

for her birthday u can tell her she doesn't get to keep the house

Kingfmltrust 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:03

that's messed up. are u ok bro?

Comments

alex1432 9

Friday 20 August 2010 4:34

what a bitch

overachiever2626 0

Friday 20 August 2010 5:19

happy birthday! she must have a good reason for dumping you.

pinksnow18 3

Friday 20 August 2010 5:34

wow nice wife :P

WTSchool 0

Friday 20 August 2010 5:51

FYL. Worst birthday present ever.

harmtouch 0

Friday 20 August 2010 6:22

everyone is saying "what a bitch." who knows if he did do something to deserve it? like he cheated on her and she found out... if my hubby cheated I would have done what she did. but of course, I'm a bit of a bitch to.

harmtouch 0

Friday 20 August 2010 6:26

62 you're a dumb ass. She says he talked about her to his "girlfriends." moron.

swazikid 0

Friday 20 August 2010 8:18

Bitch. get rid of her, she is not worth the trouble

spoonman1552 0

Friday 20 August 2010 8:21

Glad to know I wasn't the only one. She filed divorce on the morning of my birthday, and tole me she loved me the day before. The neighbors said her boyfriend was showing up within a week.