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Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

Same thing different taste

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for her birthday u can tell her she doesn't get to keep the house

Kingfmltrust 0

that's messed up. are u ok bro?

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Now that's a good gift! Why are you complaining ? o.o

Maybe it's time you put cockroaches in her cereal...

Get a damn good lawyer and ruin her birthday.

twinny_sc 13

YDI for getting older. She left you.for someone who doesn't do that.

birdmansangel 0

maybe he was a shitty husband and deserved it! dont blame the wife when you dont know the story

That's like a reverse-birthday card. She's taking "gifts" from you instead of giving it.

it's like a get-out-of-marriage-free card. |the kid|

good for you OP. now, go out and find a good one :)

good for you ..

#4 iss a BIATCH! I hope she gets a divorce someday and sees how hard it is. oh by the way 4 a lil sluty lookin in the pic