Rejection erection

By paidback - 25/12/2009 01:10 - United States

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Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
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You deserved it 83 349
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caancoha 0

How do you not deserve this? "Treat others as you would like to be treated." Go luck your wounded manhood.

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Heartside 0

Seriously. Wow. You deserved that. Good for her.

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caancoha 0

How do you not deserve this? "Treat others as you would like to be treated." Go luck your wounded manhood.

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lovinglifelaughi 0

can you give your wife my # so I can help her out?

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soul_fml 0

op, that's wat u deserve for rejecting sex

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Heartside 0

Seriously. Wow. You deserved that. Good for her.

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Aisaii 0

totally deserved that, your wife rocks

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anonacs 0

Your fault, **** you for thinkng otherwise.

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MzMegs 20

You deserve it for turning down sex. Seriously?

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fobchick 0

I would do the same thing! Your wife is awesome, you on the other hand suck.

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Fireashes250 16

Yea. Now he has to use use his "hand". Get it? Anybody...? Ok...

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SweetestSin 4

Sorry but YDI! Sadly my husband hasn't learned this either as I couldn't celebrate the start of Christmas with awesome sex because my husband was too busy with the xbox. Don't turn her down and you won't get turned down

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perdix 29

Any man who is worth a damn will always prefer his wife's box over an Xbox! ;) @OP: Dude, there's a double standard and I don't think many people think it is unfair. A wife can reject her husband from time to time and he should handle it like it's no big deal, but husbands can NEVER reject their wives (maybe there are some rare occasions where he can.) To a woman, when her husband turns her down for sex, it means one (or both) of two things: 1) He's getting it somewhere else 2) He is not attracted to her. Both are pretty deadly blows to a woman, and your recovery from them will be difficult if it can be achieved at all. When you sign up for marriage, you'd better be ready to give it up to your wife on demand, or prepare to lead a cold life.

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HarperGirl 4

or maybe he is just tired or stressed or something

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abasio 1

Not tired enough not to want it later.

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jujubunni5 9

Haha I join my boyfriend on the Xbox and have such festivities after (:

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jmcr 27

Not true my bf rejected me for sex only when he is too tired to after a long day and thats understandable the thing is that op's wife wanted to have sex but he turned her down so she was taking care of it herself and so HE got horny and wanted sex after that i think its fair to say in this scenario he had it coming

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DynamicDave 11

And you expected a different result than that because...??? Go **********. YDI

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