By ALetterADay - 24/12/2017 01:30

Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
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lexos 16

Somehow I have the feeling that she was just looking for a excuse to break up

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MidnaLink 33

And what, pray tell, did you write that she could be dense enough to think "breakup"?

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MidnaLink 33

And what, pray tell, did you write that she could be dense enough to think "breakup"?

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Maybe she just found the letter and was too lazy to read that much, so she guessed what was inside...

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MidnaLink 33

Then that's her problem for being stupid. If I see a note, I'm gonna read it, even if it says "just grabbing coffee, ran out".

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Richie Schneider 2

My inference is that she didn't actually read the letter, but merely saw it and assumed it was a "Dear John" letter.

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lexos 16

Somehow I have the feeling that she was just looking for a excuse to break up

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Burle 17

I'm guessing she didn't read the letter, just saw it and assumed it was a breakup letter. Then, working under that assumption, she threw out all your stuff. I'm seeing two very different personalities here. Yours: thoughtful and loving, the kind of person who takes the time to write a love letter. Hers: impulsive, spiteful - as evidenced by her throwing out your stuff - when you break up there's no need to pull that nonsense, and angry. Also probably not very invested in the relationship or she would have taken the time to read the letter. Really sucks that it happened this time of year but it could be for the best

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

I see I am not needed here anymore. Someone else has already done the right thing. I shall leave now *flies straight up until I leave the screen*

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sunnyskys 25

Spite.... it’s just a very sad thing to see. Your messing with fire. If she ever feels that you are cheating for some construed reason be prepared to find her and some other dude in your bed.

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Vanessa Ramirez 6

Omg what did you write or did she not read it????

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Goatstookallusernames 5

Ydi for dating an illiterate!

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chubbear 14

There's a difference between misunderstanding something and not knowing how to read...

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Ryan Joshua Lyle 7

Well, clearly she didn't know how to read. So...

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Maxblaze1167 6

my gf did that before so I dropt every Thing to go to her

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Billy Hall 4

rewrite the letter on here so we can read it :)

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KindaObvious 6

Did you include "I will always love you" and "I have to go"?

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Autism92 5

Really? A real breakup letter could be sent in a text with just a few words: Screw you, Karen.

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