By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

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Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
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gunmania0 12

Does no one else think its sort of the wife's fault? You may try and disagree and say that the op is a bad person for watching ****, but he was just a guy that wasnt getting any from his gal.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Bitch thinks she's the only girl in the world...

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LilToonchiii 0

this is FML is perfect for that Jackie Chan meme.

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Ressamies 6

i really dont get her logic? she doesnt want to have sex, but still she doesnt allow her husband to **********? almost every guy that can **********, masturbates. i dont see what is wrong with **** either.

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SwtCherryPie 26

Im pretty sure she doesnt care if he masturbates, everyone does it. I think her problem is that he was jacking off to ****, pissed her off, then wanted sex with her to try to fix it. Im sorry but thats just stupid logic. He should have asked her first if she wanted sex instead of sneaking around watching ****. If dumbass got caught that means its not something she wants him doing in the first place.

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megatherium 4

Many do, actually. It's just not as commonly talked about. :)

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MeeperzX3 0

Lmao you should tell her "well that's why pin masturbating, you can leave now" :D

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taazer 12

Im sorry OP but i've gotta say it... ROFLLMFAO!! :D

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