Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
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PlutoPrincess222
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Well that was an interesting move on your part haha :)
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Tuesdaythe10th
| 11
The moaning part sounds like what happens when i order ice caps at Tim Hortons
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kayla_ann0o
| 9
At least no one knew who you were but him.
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tennisrapper1
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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aruam365
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Dr0reos
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I'll have a double quarter punder meal. Hold the orgasm.(God that was SOOO bad)
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Dr0reos
| 8
and to think its not even bad joke sunday
(yes it is a real thing)
(yes it is a real thing)
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PlutoPrincess222
| 9
I like your style :)
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PlutoPrincess222
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Well I wasn't sitting there going "wow so cool!" I just meant interesting as in of all the things she could have done she did that.
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RavenRiley007
| 4
Yeah one of the best inventions made that speaker phone!
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RussianFox
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This is going to be one those moments OP & her bf look back on and laugh.
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Skittles_Rawr
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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memob123
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No, I think they got regular excited
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ss_20_xx
| 14
With largee fries.
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speedsk8r4evr
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Aw, man that sucks. Fyl! Hopefully he won't hold it against you :)
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bigmackin35
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Speedsk8r4ver love the hair
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Trisha_aus
| 15
Wonder how the manager reacted
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memob123
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He also asked if she wanted a toy with it
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ripresno
| 10
Act like no one noticed and continue moaning to freak everyone out. Works every time! =]
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zingline89
| 18
Do you always moan when your boyfriend eats out?
Giggity
Giggity
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
Goo.
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happle
| 21
Jesus Christ that took me way too long to get it. But worth the lols. c:
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IdontWanna69
| 8
Premature foodgasm?
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Il_Maestro
| 6
Any who has had Olive Garden breadsticks are familiar with this.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Me likey bread sticks!
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AugustBurnsToast
| 14
Sweet sauce all over my body...Dane Cook anyone?
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JackSteely
| 8
Lmao! He's freaking hilarious!
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DocBastard
| 38
God help you both if Sirin catches wind of this. I won't tell, I promise.
*sends up the Bastard signal*
*sends up the Bastard signal*
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Sirin_fml
| 46
I groan in despair after every one of his boring, unoriginal, mind-numbingly inane, idiotic jokes and wild gesticulations. The man thinks he is God's gift to humanity, but really, he needs an immediate lobotomy.
But enough about DocBastard.
But enough about DocBastard.
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DocBastard
| 38
*looks for the thumbs down button for the mods' comments*
*shakes fist menacingly*
*shakes fist menacingly*
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MrsStorms
| 0
:) ahhh love him!
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TheEpicMilkMan
| 13
daaamn Doc you going to take that? then again it is the moderator, we're all her bitch :(
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MedKits
| 9
Fight the power!
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random_person243
| 14
and the pickles
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mylifeisgreat9
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Sexy
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Big_Chives
| 7
"Good Mood" Food eh?
Giggity