By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
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zingline89 18

Do you always moan when your boyfriend eats out? Giggity

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PlutoPrincess222 9

Well that was an interesting move on your part haha :)

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PlutoPrincess222 9

Well that was an interesting move on your part haha :)

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Tuesdaythe10th 11

The moaning part sounds like what happens when i order ice caps at Tim Hortons

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kayla_ann0o 9

At least no one knew who you were but him.

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tennisrapper1 14

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aruam365 24

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Dr0reos 8

I'll have a double quarter punder meal. Hold the ******.(God that was SOOO bad)

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Dr0reos 8

and to think its not even bad joke sunday (yes it is a real thing)

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PlutoPrincess222 9

I like your style :)

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PlutoPrincess222 9

Well I wasn't sitting there going "wow so cool!" I just meant interesting as in of all the things she could have done she did that.

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RavenRiley007 4

Yeah one of the best inventions made that speaker phone!

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RussianFox 13

This is going to be one those moments OP & her bf look back on and laugh.

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Skittles_Rawr 8

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memob123 0

No, I think they got regular excited

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ss_20_xx 14

With largee fries.

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speedsk8r4evr 1

Aw, man that sucks. Fyl! Hopefully he won't hold it against you :)

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bigmackin35 0

Speedsk8r4ver love the hair

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Trisha_aus 15

Wonder how the manager reacted

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memob123 0

He also asked if she wanted a toy with it

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ripresno 10

Act like no one noticed and continue moaning to freak everyone out. Works every time! =]

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zingline89 18

Do you always moan when your boyfriend eats out? Giggity

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happle 21

Jesus Christ that took me way too long to get it. But worth the lols. c:

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Sweet sauce all over my body...Dane Cook anyone?

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DocBastard 38

God help you both if Sirin catches wind of this. I won't tell, I promise. *sends up the Bastard signal*

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Sirin_fml 46

I groan in despair after every one of his boring, unoriginal, mind-numbingly inane, idiotic jokes and wild gesticulations. The man thinks he is God's gift to humanity, but really, he needs an immediate lobotomy. But enough about DocBastard.

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DocBastard 38

*looks for the thumbs down button for the mods' comments* *shakes fist menacingly*

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MrsStorms 0

:) ahhh love him!

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

daaamn Doc you going to take that? then again it is the moderator, we're all her bitch :(

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random_person243 14

and the pickles

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