Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started...

By Anonymous - 16/5/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By zingline89 | 18

#4444637 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:17

Do you always moan when your boyfriend eats out?

Giggity

By PlutoPrincess222 | 9

#4444606 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:14

Well that was an interesting move on your part haha :)

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By PlutoPrincess222 | 9

#4444606 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:14

Well that was an interesting move on your part haha :)

Tuesdaythe10th | 11

#4444757 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:31

The moaning part sounds like what happens when i order ice caps at Tim Hortons

kayla_ann0o | 9

#4444777 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:36

At least no one knew who you were but him.

tennisrapper1 | 14

#4444905 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:52

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

aruam365 | 24

#4445028 - Thursday 17 May 2012 0:09

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Dr0reos | 8

#4445099 - Thursday 17 May 2012 0:29

I'll have a double quarter punder meal. Hold the orgasm.(God that was SOOO bad)

Dr0reos | 8

#4445647 - Thursday 17 May 2012 2:17

and to think its not even bad joke sunday

(yes it is a real thing)

PlutoPrincess222 | 9

#4445874 - Thursday 17 May 2012 3:15

I like your style :)

PlutoPrincess222 | 9

#4445876 - Thursday 17 May 2012 3:17

Well I wasn't sitting there going "wow so cool!" I just meant interesting as in of all the things she could have done she did that.

RavenRiley007 | 4

#4446736 - Thursday 17 May 2012 8:54

Yeah one of the best inventions made that speaker phone!

RussianFox | 13

#4447131 - Thursday 17 May 2012 13:42

This is going to be one those moments OP & her bf look back on and laugh.

By Skittles_Rawr | 8

#4444615 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:15

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

memob123 | 0

#4445080 - Thursday 17 May 2012 0:23

No, I think they got regular excited

ss_20_xx | 14

#4446490 - Thursday 17 May 2012 6:29

With largee fries.

By speedsk8r4evr | 1

#4444617 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:15

Aw, man that sucks. Fyl! Hopefully he won't hold it against you :)

bigmackin35 | 0

#4447996 - Thursday 17 May 2012 18:22

Speedsk8r4ver love the hair

By Trisha_aus | 15

#4444624 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:16

Wonder how the manager reacted

memob123 | 0

#4445086 - Thursday 17 May 2012 0:25

He also asked if she wanted a toy with it

By ripresno | 10

#4444633 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:17

Act like no one noticed and continue moaning to freak everyone out. Works every time! =]

By zingline89 | 18

#4444637 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:17

Do you always moan when your boyfriend eats out?

Giggity

AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#4444797 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:39

Goo.

happle | 21

#4445796 - Thursday 17 May 2012 2:49

Jesus Christ that took me way too long to get it. But worth the lols. c:

By IdontWanna69 | 8

#4444647 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:18

Premature foodgasm?

Il_Maestro | 6

#4446699 - Thursday 17 May 2012 8:40

Any who has had Olive Garden breadsticks are familiar with this.

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4447453 - Thursday 17 May 2012 16:00

Me likey bread sticks!

By AugustBurnsToast | 14

#4444652 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:19

Sweet sauce all over my body...Dane Cook anyone?

JackSteely | 8

#4444723 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:27

Lmao! He's freaking hilarious!

DocBastard | 38

#4444877 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:48

God help you both if Sirin catches wind of this. I won't tell, I promise.

*sends up the Bastard signal*

Sirin_fml | 46

#4444891 - Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:50

I groan in despair after every one of his boring, unoriginal, mind-numbingly inane, idiotic jokes and wild gesticulations. The man thinks he is God's gift to humanity, but really, he needs an immediate lobotomy.

But enough about DocBastard.