The moaning part sounds like what happens when i order ice caps at Tim Hortons

At least no one knew who you were but him.

I'll have a double quarter punder meal. Hold the orgasm.(God that was SOOO bad)

and to think its not even bad joke sunday (yes it is a real thing)

I like your style :)

Well I wasn't sitting there going "wow so cool!" I just meant interesting as in of all the things she could have done she did that.

Yeah one of the best inventions made that speaker phone!

This is going to be one those moments OP & her bf look back on and laugh.

No, I think they got regular excited

With largee fries.

Speedsk8r4ver love the hair

He also asked if she wanted a toy with it

Goo.

Jesus Christ that took me way too long to get it. But worth the lols. c:

Any who has had Olive Garden breadsticks are familiar with this.

Me likey bread sticks!

Lmao! He's freaking hilarious!

God help you both if Sirin catches wind of this. I won't tell, I promise. *sends up the Bastard signal*

I groan in despair after every one of his boring, unoriginal, mind-numbingly inane, idiotic jokes and wild gesticulations. The man thinks he is God's gift to humanity, but really, he needs an immediate lobotomy. But enough about DocBastard.

*looks for the thumbs down button for the mods' comments* *shakes fist menacingly*

:) ahhh love him!

daaamn Doc you going to take that? then again it is the moderator, we're all her bitch :(

Fight the power!

and the pickles