Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
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Y'all need to communicate more. He shouldn't have a problem with you jilling one out, even if your sex life is "amazing". Sometimes it's just about dealing with a little extra stress.

Some people just want a quick nut and don’t feel like engaging in full on sex. It’s weird that this has never come up with them before. I can see the husband being a little disappointed, but he shouldn’t make the wife feel bad about it. Everybody masturbates sometimes, relationship or not.

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You should’ve just asked your husband for sex.

Some people just want a quick nut and don’t feel like engaging in full on sex. It’s weird that this has never come up with them before. I can see the husband being a little disappointed, but he shouldn’t make the wife feel bad about it. Everybody masturbates sometimes, relationship or not.

Minus the LDS or hardcore Christians

Gotta say the “Caught red handed” title makes this FML kind of gross. I can’t help but think now that she was on her period while doing this and it was really messy lol

Y'all need to communicate more. He shouldn't have a problem with you jilling one out, even if your sex life is "amazing". Sometimes it's just about dealing with a little extra stress.

Some men just don't understand. I do it when I can't sleep and I have a very active and enjoyable sex life.

Maybe he wanted to watch, geez

hey look, thats why you need sex ed.