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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 11 November 2014 15:37 / United States
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  devildog562  |  33

Can't live with them,can't make sandwich by myself. Damn the dilemma here...I'm going to take the slap. Edit: WARNING!!!! I might be slightly sarcastic and or joking.

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  Enslaved  |  36

"One part love, one part wild One part lady, one part child I give you Women! women! - Lots of pretty women Men! men! - They can't live without them"

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  blazerman_fml  |  17

#26 Sweater Missiles..Damn I've heard boobs bewbs rockets pointy peaks melons apples (other fruit) but never sweater missiles.. Im curious where did you learn that one?#28 makes a solid point.

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  2i1337i2iscore  |  13

#1 - I said the same comment on a previous post and the moderator temporarily banned me. Apparently you can only make sexist comments about your own sex- the hypocrisy

By  Zander7501  |  3

Women will go all out if that happens, believe me.

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  Ltsdragons  |  19

But at least it's a throne

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  kerstileann  |  26

"Will go all out if that happens" If what happens?! God forbid op actually touches his wife during sex. Remember kids the bible says moving around during coitus will send you straight to hell with a hand mark on your face! /sarcasm

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  xx000o  |  27

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  King_Nero  |  15

That doesn't give her a right to slap him. They were having sex so grabbing her boobs should be something she expects and if she didn't want him touching them she should have said so before they started.

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  gemstone586  |  12

if she's pregnant, she had every right. haha. them babies HURT!

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  Soloman212  |  28

I think you mean if she WAS pregnant and is breast feeding..?

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Exactly. If they're sore and he suddenly hurt them, she may hace slapped him as a involuntary reaction. like if someone were to sneak up on you and you punch them due to being startled.

By  devildog562  |  33

No means no! Don't touch her. Just have sex and remember no to look her in the eye. Seriously though what the hell. Maybe she's sensitive ?

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Yes, let's trivialise consent! hilarious!

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  devildog562  |  33

Usually when having consensual sex, I believe it is normally ok to touch. No one is trivializing anything, but I believe if ignorance and pre-judgment has shown their ugly little face. Have a little humor in your life, you'll be happier and live longer.

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  devildog562  |  33

Depends on if I'm working the boulevard. No undies on Fridays to make the big money. Lacy on Saturdays and tux thong on football Sundays Haha everyone is entitled to their opinion. And I mean no offense. To each their own.

By  Hasselhoffart  |  15

When the river runs red, take the dirt road home. She could have been sore

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  lord_meloetta  |  20

#49, we get horny on our periods, all girls I know want sex on their periods. Maybe some don't but just to be clear it's usually guys who don't like putting their dicks in a bloody hole. I respect that though.

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  lord_meloetta  |  20

FML won't let me delete that damn comment because I realized how stupid it is. But also maybe she was having PMS and wasn't bleeding yet. She may have still been sore.

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