Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Today, I was looking through my husband's phone and saw porn. I was so upset and immediately collapsed to the floor crying, feeling like I'd been punched. He called me a "giant drama queen" and said he needed the release. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, my husband is on day two of giving me the silent treatment. It started when he got mad that the house was messy and said, “Why can’t you be like those wives online?!” I snapped back, “Why can’t you fuck like the guys in the porn?!” Let’s see who apologizes first. FML
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Wadlaen 24
Well, as long as you've realized, you can try to improve and become a better, or maybe even a good, wife!
MidnaLink 35
And even if you didn't, what's the big deal? Sometimes guys just want to play the game solo. Does he stop you from flicking the bean?
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MidnaLink 35
And even if you didn't, what's the big deal? Sometimes guys just want to play the game solo. Does he stop you from flicking the bean?
ryan4723 24
She probably never flicks the bean lol
TeaTimeAbyss 22
Maybe that's part of the problem
GoogieWithers 25
Why would you yell at him for watching ****? If my other half watches ****, it means he leaves me the hell alone.
Crowned Sataness 12
yeah you sound all around pretty shitty.
Wadlaen 24
Well, as long as you've realized, you can try to improve and become a better, or maybe even a good, wife!
TXdude4503 2
at least you realized your a shitty wife just be happy you didn’t catch him balls deep in another woman from your constant rejections