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By  CheaRight  |  9

At least he knows girls poop.. Remember the girl that had to use the gas station to poop because her boyfriend thought girls didn't poop? Would you prefer that?

By  Southerndatageek  |  15

I would dump him like a load of poop for giving me meds of any type without my knowledge. There is something just a little twisted in giving your girlfriend laxatives without her knowledge. Makes one wonder what else he has given you.

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  jemm94  |  6

Lets not get carried away. About once a day is normal, some people skip a day sometimes and thats not that serious. Some also go more than once in a day but most not more than twice, and definitely not several times.

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  chippa  |  6

Once a week is NOT enough. Even if they're not big poops, the waste has still been in her system for a whole week. Tell her to eat more fiber and drink more water and she'll have a bowel movement more often -naturally.-

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  izacht  |  6

I can beat that, I went to camp for a week and the toilets were too American for me to sit on without falling in or getting herpies. There were also no stalls. I didnt poo once. When I got home I took 5 hours and lost blood.

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  livgasms  |  6

lol I know what he means by 'american', there's something about american public toilets that just grosses me out so much LOL nothing against American people of course, just your toilets lol.

By  CheaRight  |  9

At least he knows girls poop.. Remember the girl that had to use the gas station to poop because her boyfriend thought girls didn't poop? Would you prefer that?

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  jess6blondie9  |  14

No, actually we poop out shit like a normal person. I'm not sure what disease it is that you have that causes you to poop out skittles and rainbows. I'd get that checked out if I were you.

By  Cinn_fml  |  34

That's kinda funny, are you sure that's the real reason and he wasn't just playing a prank on you but thought you'd get pissy with him if he admitted it? However, if that's the real reason, at least he's considerate, though maybe explain to him next time to think or talk about stuff before taking such action.

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  killabee  |  34

Op: If he was concerned he should have said something to you about it. Giving someone meds without their knowledge is effed up, he has no idea how you respond to things. Those chocolate laxatives are fine for some people, I on the other hand end up with all my pillows pushed into my stomach about to cry on the floor for about 14 hrs. It's inconsiderate and stupid to drug someone without their consent.

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