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His nickname for her suggests a previous altercation, since you don't call strangers "miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy" but op still wouldn't deserve to have this said to her unless she humiliated the waiter previously. But I might be reading too far into this also.

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Im thinking that OP must have done something, or said something that could've been rude, since their username is OhDearBetrayal. Maybe OP and the waiter knew each other?

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you really think this is the only fat person this guy has ever seen? and he's rude to all of them? guaranteed ms. fluffy had it coming for some reason.

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almost forgot... i commend him for putting you in your place.... i have no doubt you deserved it.

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Chances are the woman was wearing the shirt that has that quote on it. Just saying it would explain a lot.

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five levels of Fatness by Gabriel Iglesias: Big Healthy Husky Fluffy And DAMN! Maybe he just saw the stand up special. still gives him no right to say that to someone. I say pay a dollar less than the bill amount and let his ass cover the rest!

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Coke Zero has zero calories. I'm not sure how many calories Diet Coke has, but it must have some or else there wouldn't be a need for Coke Zero.

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What I meant was that takes one fat person to be mean to someone else. I meant no disrespect or hatred or mean feelings towards the OP. I simply worded my comment wrong. And no I don't know the waiter.

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3: Strictly speaking, there's no evidence from this FML that the OP is beautiful. Also, why imply that "beautiful" is the opposite of "fat"?

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Waiter, not waitress. And I'd rather someone call me ugly and it be the truth than be called beautiful by someone who doesn't even know what I look like.

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3- Just because OP isn't fat, it doesn't mean she's beautiful. I've seen countless women who are stick thin but also dog ugly. And, for all we know, the waiter might be right.

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51 - Haven't you heard? Calling a girl beautiful makes you a thoughtful, unique and caring man with class as opposed to those sexist pigs who call girls hot. Apparently you can now say it to anyone because EVERYBODY is beautiful, dontcha know? Forget logical reasoning that if everyone was beautiful then nobody would be; EVERYBODY IS BEAUTIFUL JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE A HUMAN BEING HERP DERP

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173: It's controversial but you're totally right. 184: Well, I'm not sure that it makes sense exactly to call a non-confident friend "beautiful," but I do see how it could help. An upvote for you, young one! 254: No lie, "beautiful" sounds well classier than "hot." Overused? Definitely, especially among particularly vapid individuals...

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Only here can we have fights over whether somebody should have called somebody beautiful. I get where you're all coming from here, but come on.

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The only "B" word you should ever call a woman is beautiful... Bitches love being called beautiful -barney (how i met your mother)

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As a waiter, I have tons of customers leave me nothing. (If iit wasn't for some really generous people, I wouldn't make much). A penny is too generous for that douchebag. Report him to his boss and get him fired. He doesn't belong in that job.

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For some reason, I'm under the impression that the waiter already dealt with the OP before and knows she's a shitty tipper or difficult. Not saying it's right but sometimes a snooty attitude just comes out. If that's the case.... too bad the waiter can't remain professional.

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Yeah, if you don't leave a tip at all, the server will just think you forgot. Leave a token amount and it'll make it obvious. (FWIW, I've done this exactly once in the 30 years I've been dining out in restaurants and paying the bill myself, and it was when the waitress was rude and snapped at me.)

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Once while I was visiting Minnesota, I went to the Mall of America. There's a restaurant there called 'Dicks' and they're paid to be well, dicks. They were so rude I had to leave. Those people really know how to do their job. And, OP, I'm sorry about what happened to you. But I'm not about to call you beautiful or anything, because of the fact that I don't actually know what you look like. But I really am sorry your waiter was a prick.

I really hope you obeyed the cardinal rule of the food industry & waited til after you got your food before telling the waiter what you thought of them... If not, you ate something extra with your food... Pretty much gauranteed...

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You are so right my friend. Only thing I'd have to disagree with is if you an ass of a waiter that bad, fuck that place order tons of food then walk out with your head held high.

Say yes, then when she brings it throw it all over her face. Then, proceed to walk out feeling accomplished.

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Sorry, I guess I skipped over that detail. It's just when I play it in my head I imagine OP and a waitress for some reason.

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Maybe you should ask the manager his opinion on the question. He can maybe give a good tip unlike the one you're probably gonna leave your waiter.

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