Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML
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TheHub
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What is it with all the fatties whining on FML? Fatness isn't permanent, you can actually go out and do something about it instead of bawwing about it on the 'net.
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slyvanilla_creme
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a complete stranger just upped and said that to you? wow...some people have to learn that if they have nothing nice to say, they really shouldn't say anything at all....i would have told him to take the log out of his own eye before judging me...
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OMGyoupeople
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i agree with #4!
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tifferneelee
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still waiting. have you?
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TheEpicScrewup
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Three solutions to this:
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Fuaaad1994
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Your name relates to this post, #17
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TheEpicScrewup
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Three solutions to this:
1) Wait until he takes a good long sip, and then say, "You really shouldn't be so rude to people handling your drinks. Does that taste funny to you?"
2) Before you even hand it to him, throw it in his face. You may get fired, but at least that guy got what he deserved.
3) If he's not good looking himself, say "No, but I'm sure you know how that is, huh? Did someone have rough high school days, hmmm?"
I would go with number 1. Just saying.
But dude that sucks. That guy is a condecending douche.
1) Wait until he takes a good long sip, and then say, "You really shouldn't be so rude to people handling your drinks. Does that taste funny to you?"
2) Before you even hand it to him, throw it in his face. You may get fired, but at least that guy got what he deserved.
3) If he's not good looking himself, say "No, but I'm sure you know how that is, huh? Did someone have rough high school days, hmmm?"
I would go with number 1. Just saying.
But dude that sucks. That guy is a condecending douche.
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r83839
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Option 4: "accidentally" spill his drink all over him as you're attempting to fasten the lid. "OOPS! I'm SOOOO sorry!!!" ?
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The_Man_fml
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
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djtelekinesis
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I'm giving you the YDI because you probably can't get girls if you toss around racial slurs like "uppity."
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ibrokeit
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uppity means upstart or rude dumbass
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Bobdoleomega
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you're retarded uppity isn't racist you moron
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anonymous55_fml
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>>20
How is "uppity" a racial slur...?
How is "uppity" a racial slur...?
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itsthenickasaur
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its a joke, retard
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Faced159
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It's time like these that a swift kick to the groin is in order.
1) Wait until he takes a good long sip, and then say, "You really shouldn't be so rude to people handling your drinks. Does that taste funny to you?"
2) Before you even hand it to him, throw it in his face. You may get fired, but at least that guy got what he deserved.
3) If he's not good looking himself, say "No, but I'm sure you know how that is, huh? Did someone have rough high school days, hmmm?"
I would go with number 1. Just saying.
But dude that sucks. That guy is a condecending douche.