Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
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Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML
Today, I was taking a customer's order when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted, "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, while on a date, I accidentally ordered "diet water" instead of saying "diet coke". FML
Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food, I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - Nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML
Today, I was at a work lunch, and the waiter brought me a soda I hadn’t ordered. I thought it was a free mistake, so I took a sip. It was actually my boss’s drink. As soon as I noticed, I tried to give it back, but he just stared at me and said, "It’s fine. I’ve already seen you drink it now." FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
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plasticsmile42 2
Wow, what an ass. dont let him/her get to you op!
MainPrism 16
I really hope you obeyed the cardinal rule of the food industry & waited til after you got your food before telling the waiter what you thought of them... If not, you ate something extra with your food... Pretty much gauranteed...
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Comments (265)
MissCuteStack 12
Holy fucck what a mean waiter ... i bet it was a jelous little bitch of a waitress? was it a girl? anyways the person who said that obvisouly should be reported to staff and they should get fired for being horrible human beings
iwadasn 33
Why do you assume it was a girl? Do you think only girls are capable of rudeness? Anyway, it says "waiter," not "waitress," so it was most likely a guy.
MissCuteStack 12
actually i was asking if it was a guy or not ... cuzzz sometimes girl waitresses can be refrenced by waiter by sum ppl ... soo umm yaaa
ashtay01 5
5 levels of fatness- Big. Healthy. Husky. Fluffy. DAMN!!
kaallen87 1
I hope you complained to the manager. That's just foul..,,
bizarre_ftw 22
And then you said "actually I'd like a large chocolate milkshake hold the milk, Mr. I'm-just-waiting-tables-until-my-going-no-where-acting-career-takes-off, thank you *let's him get annoyed for a second, waves hand* that'll be all, you may leave" Then you sent the block of chocolate back 10 times for ridiculous reasons and left a note saying "piss off" instead of money Right?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You merely respond via tip.
pbonham 22
Fluffy???
Harlequin073 6
What provoked that? Were you being rude, pushy, or insulting?
firefly319 7
That waiter would have lost his job SO fast if that happened to me...
LLZNH 1
You should of looked them straight in the face and said "Aren't you fluffy too? Because You're a bitch!" and leave like a boss
rcgirl2 11
Report that bitch. Whoops. I mean waitress to the manager. Sorry I hate disrespectful people.