By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML
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plasticsmile42 2

Wow, what an ass. dont let him/her get to you op!

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MainPrism 16

I really hope you obeyed the cardinal rule of the food industry & waited til after you got your food before telling the waiter what you thought of them... If not, you ate something extra with your food... Pretty much gauranteed...

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coolbrony12 3

Tell a manager ur waiter was being an asshole

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dead_insects 18

wow-that douche bag was 300 shades of asshole wasn't he?! If that was me, I would have said, "no, I will be having a large milkshake, thank you", I would then proceed to order only the most fattening dishes, all the while enjoying them thoroughly, and smiling sweetly at him. Then, will the bill came, I would not only refuse to tip him, but I would write in the tip field for him to kindly remove his head from ass before returning to work and make sure the manager knew what happened... but that's just me... ^_^

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I agree. I would have ordered the most fattening things on the menu.

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taylorandrew 0

It's so mean, but it's funny! I'm sorry

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demonkey_fml 4

Um, that would equal you saying, "NO TIP FOR YOU, BITCH!" No doubt your waiter was jonesing for his/her next meth hit. Don't take it personally, complain to his/her manager or online via the internet website for his restaurant chain. Some people don't deserve to have a job. When I was a waitress, I never would have even thought such a thing. I have a feeling that his/her girlfriend/boyfriend just dumped his ass and he was venting. Still, that is incredibly unprofessional - complain to management and/or the website of the restaurant, they take such things seriously. It would help if you remembered his name. In summation, WHAT A DICK!

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versteeg1 3

Sounds like Mr 'I'm a grown up but can't land a serious job so I try to pretend like I'm important' needs an attitude adjustment - don't let him get to you, OP

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Rocky007 15

1 cent tip. So he knows you just didn't forget. And if it's one of those places that add the tip automatically, have them remove it-they have to do that if you ask.

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PYLrulz 17

Someone is not getting a good tip!

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goldens_fml 12

Guess who will be getting a 0 percent tip.

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MedicsWife 0

Wow! First I'd have told him "There goes your tip, bitch@ then I'd have asked to see the manager.

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griffy14 9

The real question is, what did you order before your drink?

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Probably nothing? People usually order drinks first.

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