Health and Love: Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and...

By abbacjt - 16/01/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML

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You deserved it 26 710

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 02:30 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML

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You deserved it 2 017

By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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You deserved it 4 189

By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2022 06:00

Today, I was sending screenshots to my best friend about a guy who'd screwed me over. I sent the screenshots to him instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 241

You deserved it 906

By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 094

You deserved it 13 515

By random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

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You deserved it 62 344

By Kit2019 - 23/07/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML

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You deserved it 423

Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 25/07/2022 16:00

Today, there's an ongoing family situation which is stressful and frustrating. I had to deal with something having to do with that for my sister-in-law. I was annoyed and wanted to vent to my partner; but I didn’t double check who I was texting, and I sent a text about my SIL to my SIL. FML

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You deserved it 1 231

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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You deserved it 72 955

Nice try

By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

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You deserved it 31 973

Melifaire 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:05

YDI. Why do you have your ex father in law in your contact list?

kathira120 3

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:16

I kind of agree with #4. Why would you be telling your sister how fat you are, anyway? And why would you marry a fat guy you thought was disgusting?

Comments

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:17

hahaha, you bailed

jellyshoes11 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 18:58

Sounds like a fake. How do you mess that up? OP YDI

r0flc0pter 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 6:41

Fail

rawchelllll 0

Friday 20 March 2009 19:03

HOW do you mess that up??

Melifaire 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:05

YDI. Why do you have your ex father in law in your contact list?

iValerest 6

Monday 14 June 2010 4:07

Haha that's what I was thinking

marit1997 4

Monday 22 August 2011 11:31

me2 ;)

kathira120 3

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:16

I kind of agree with #4. Why would you be telling your sister how fat you are, anyway? And why would you marry a fat guy you thought was disgusting?

jakendrick3 6

Monday 2 January 2017 0:48

Love maybe? Just saying.

ruthlesscynic 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 7:02

As a general rule, if your FML post involves sending a text message to the wrong recipient, then without question YOU DESERVED IT. I mean, come on, it's really not that hard to make sure you're sending it to the right person, ESPECIALLY if it's of sensitive subject matter that you wouldn't want to get into the wrong hands.