By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
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AnOriginalName 19

On the plus side, you could have told her to **** off without getting fired from that McDonald's. Did you tell her to **** off?

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MrConcise 34

You don't get fat off your own supply, rule one of sales! At least, that's what every crime syndicate television show and movie has taught me.

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TweetAnne 13

Faith in humanity unrestored. The ignorance and stupidity of some people is unbelievable.

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ChocolateScyther 19

First off, say "lost," not "unrestored." "Unrestored" is used in the context of things that haven't been renovated. Secondly, I'm tired of seeing people say they've lost their faith in humanity over some pricks they hear about on the internet. No one's faith in humanity is that shitty.

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thefrikinbat 8

"untestored"? :/ faith in humanity destroyed. thank you

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MrConcise 34

You don't get fat off your own supply, rule one of sales! At least, that's what every crime syndicate television show and movie has taught me.

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rrai2008 15

A person in mcdonalds calling someone else fat... oh the irony

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AnOriginalName 19

On the plus side, you could have told her to **** off without getting fired from that McDonald's. Did you tell her to **** off?

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Patriots21 14

"On the plus side" huh? You sly dog, you.

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victoriat112214 10

Hey #43, wanna know how I know you use Tumblr?

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victoriat112214 10

Hey #43, wanna know how I know you use Tumblr?

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incoherentrmblr 21

I would've told her "Hold on, let me get the manager," then walked out the door, and went through the drive thru. Hopefully she won't go Super Saiyn on your ass...

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mrlawlor7777 26

OP, just ask her if she works at the dmv. If she replies no, say you must because you're a rude bitch.

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vikky538 28

Good one. I was about to post the same. But saw your comment before.

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jen1097 25

I would have said "I'm incredibly surprised you don't work here then."

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kmaheynoway 25

I would've said "Where's your manager? Someone that stupid must work here."

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xx000o 27

I would have refilled my drink and accidentally planted it on her while trying to get the lid on.

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