Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food, I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - Nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML
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Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML
Today, I received a food delivery. The bag was huge. I thought the restaurant had made a mistake and given me extra food. I checked the receipt; it said, “Special note: For our hungriest customer. Extra napkins!” They'd remembered me from last time I ordered a ton of food. FML
Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML
Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML
Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I gave my name for a lunch order, I even spelled it out for the cashier. When my food was ready, they screamed "Labia," in the restaurant full of people. My name is Nadia. FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, I went to the Chick-fil-A drive through. Instead of asking me my name for my order, I was greeted by my name. I asked how he knew it, and he responded by saying he makes it a point to remember all the great customers' names. He added that I come there all the time. FML
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drimpossible 0
Change your barber.... then it would be "nerdy guy with great hair"
cynicallysenecal 0
When I used to work take-out in a restaurant I would remember ppl based on their orders and used to write things "chick who doesn't tip and wears blue lipstick," "the pregnant one," "lady who likes extra bread but always is dieting."
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drimpossible 0
Change your barber.... then it would be "nerdy guy with great hair"
Ajjas013 6
WIN! Lol, dude I don't know you personally you could be a good guy or not but if she doesn't like you for who you are then she's not worth it.
crazy20164 0
still doesnt mean she will date him . also if she is as cute as he thinks she is . then she is probably taken.
Ajjas013 6
Where'd you get that information from? OP, next time, go to White Castle. And bring Harold and Kumar.
Zezing 0
Next time give her a dick in a box
averageirishman 0
George Costanza?
furry_fml 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
OOOO, burn, suks for you nerd
JenDanielle917 13
Sucks for you, you can't even spell 'sucks'
cynicallysenecal 0
When I used to work take-out in a restaurant I would remember ppl based on their orders and used to write things "chick who doesn't tip and wears blue lipstick," "the pregnant one," "lady who likes extra bread but always is dieting."
sarahhiiwantt 16
I do the same thing. You probably didn't let the customers see that though. As long as there not hearing about what you call them it's all good.
rimbob45 0
yea I'm sooooo sure
Rico5037 0
I hate customers which ones ? all of them
jm88 0
I think YDI for being on "cloud 9" because someone remembered your name.
perdix 31
She doesn't remember his name. She only knows him as the nerdy guy with a bad haircut. With his steady diet of Chesseburger, fries and Coke, he's soon going to be Obese, Diabetic Nerdy Guy with a Bad Haircut and Rotting Teeth. Paradoxically, the better the beautiful waitress gets to know you, the more unattractive you'll become.
Getchooahhaa 0
Omg are you plexico
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
Get a haircut then. It's important to know what style suits you. The nerd bit? Nothing wrong with nerds. =]
xOpheliacx 0
Don't tip her and show the slip to the manager.
sika_fml 0
Who tips for take away?
giant__robot 0
A real man would use that slip as a way to break the ice with her.
boone_fml 0
THIS. She was giving you a chance to flirt with her, and you blew it.
Cristaderzi 0
But i bet YOUR making the real money while shes waiting on people. NERDS rule all others drule
DoomJeff91 2
Nerds can spell "drool" though.
aero_fml 0
Vouch
kukopia 0
Perhaps he has money, but obviously not the brains to spend some of it on a hair stylist. Through years of trial and error, I've confirmed that my hair NEEDs a stylist to do it right. To short and it stands up on top. To long and it gets wavy in odd places. My stylist explained my options for my hair type and how long I want it. Stylists are also much better at explaining which products to buy and how to use them.