By DC. - 08/02/2009 12:37 - United States

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Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
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greatbelow 0

It't not gay if your balls don't touch.

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NorfolkDude 2

Maybe he's asking you for help and he just said it wrong. Maybe what he meant is that he wanted you to help him so he can get a "first." If he's serious though, and you're not gay, then tell him that you don't go that way. If you're really his friend, you'd help him out. He's probably confused.

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greenman_fml 0

i heard gay guys give the best head. at least give him a little taste

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vballerlover07 0

Isn't it obvious?

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NorfolkDude 2

Maybe he's asking you for help and he just said it wrong. Maybe what he meant is that he wanted you to help him so he can get a "first." If he's serious though, and you're not gay, then tell him that you don't go that way. If you're really his friend, you'd help him out. He's probably confused.

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TryToBeKind 0

That's uncomfortable :-( I always feel bad when people like me that way and I don't like them back. Maybe help set him up with someone else? No, wait, then it would be your fault if it didn't work out and he'd never forgive you. Dammit.

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greatbelow 0

It't not gay if your balls don't touch.

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awesumous 16

Ummm... yes it is, it gay if u have feelings or kiss, ect. and gayness isn't wrong. Ive been hit on my a gay person, sure it awkward... but not more awkward than straightness, if anything it better, bc he knows ur straight and has NO chance so he'll get over u faster than with hope.

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lifeisfuckedup 0

omg. do it. maybe you'll like it :)

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truelyawesome 0

omg, shoot yourself in the head and seeifu like it >=)

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steven107 7

big deal? did you really just say that ... so every guy should just go **** other dudes? well you can all go do that but I'll pass.

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mrbobmarley4 8

^this guy speaks the truth

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T80N3 0

hahahahah all i can do is laugh. but i am sorry that that happned to you.

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jtaylor69 0

Really? You're upset that he trusts you enough to admit his sexual orientation? You should be flattered that he is that trusting, especially in the pathetic excuse for a society we live in today. If you don't like guys, then tell him that, but be supporting and help him pull through what he's going to endure. A lot of people are cruel to those who aren't like them. If he does decide to come out entirely, he's going to need someone to stand by him as a friend.

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