By sallyfradoodle - 13/3/2020 21:00

New Romantics

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML

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By Aru Naddon | 6

#7889345 - Friday 13 March 2020 21:13

When you think about it...it’s kind of nice. 🤷🏽‍♀️

By RichardPencil | 28

#7889356 - Friday 13 March 2020 22:12

That escalated quickly.

I'd say he won that round. What else you got?

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By Aru Naddon | 6

#7889345 - Friday 13 March 2020 21:13

When you think about it...it’s kind of nice. 🤷🏽‍♀️

By RichardPencil | 28

#7889356 - Friday 13 March 2020 22:12

That escalated quickly.

I'd say he won that round. What else you got?

By jbuckets_404 | 38

#7889366 - Friday 13 March 2020 23:13

Ah, love at first sight!

By fjvitt | 12

#7889373 - Saturday 14 March 2020 0:55

The first....but not the last???

By jk_waks | 20

#7889396 - Saturday 14 March 2020 4:16

Made for each other! <3

By MitiMiki | 16

#7889483 - Saturday 14 March 2020 10:59

Kinda romantic, in a way..

By Gubbon | 8

#7889550 - Saturday 14 March 2020 16:36

Cute.

By WistayShlaio82 | 11

#7889630 - Sunday 15 March 2020 1:09

You have nice taste in boys. I feel like you have a long line of energy drinking obey wearing boys in your future

By jac_1964_au | 23

#7889652 - Sunday 15 March 2020 6:38

That’s a compliment

By C_J_21 | 2

#7889847 - Sunday 15 March 2020 23:29

Maybe you can be my lucky number 345 😏😂