New Romantics

By sallyfradoodle - 13/03/2020 21:00

Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 508
You deserved it 408

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When you think about it...it’s kind of nice. 🤷🏽‍♀️

That escalated quickly. I'd say he won that round. What else you got?

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When you think about it...it’s kind of nice. 🤷🏽‍♀️

That escalated quickly. I'd say he won that round. What else you got?

Ah, love at first sight!

The first....but not the last???

Made for each other! <3

Kinda romantic, in a way..

You have nice taste in boys. I feel like you have a long line of energy drinking obey wearing boys in your future

Maybe you can be my lucky number 345 😏😂

I think that quite a compliment.