Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and...

By Charles - 22/02/2009 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML

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CanadAssassiN 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:16

That hardly made sense, but still-thats sucks. Hey, If she is insensitive enough to cheat on you behind your back, she doesnt deserve to have someone that loves her. Im here for you, buddy...TT_TT

Cloudy_fml 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:29

Think of it like a sex sandwich with you as the bread! Sex = good. Sandwich = good.

CanadAssassiN 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:16

That hardly made sense, but still-thats sucks. Hey, If she is insensitive enough to cheat on you behind your back, she doesnt deserve to have someone that loves her. Im here for you, buddy...TT_TT

Cloudy_fml 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:29

Think of it like a sex sandwich with you as the bread! Sex = good. Sandwich = good.

magentalucie 3

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Sunday 13 March 2011 17:11

I love your logic.

FatElie 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 8:25

But the middle of the sandvich is always the best part!

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:34

you should have said plenty of people in between us..like your friends. 3 of you together if you get my drift.

Bauer_fml 0

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Sunday 22 February 2009 21:23

She could be hinting to a 3/4/5some. I'd totally jump on that if I were you.

babygirl21 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 21:36

thats sucks man...hahahha... she bogus as hell for sayin that shit i bet u feeling dumb as hell

beveywevey 5

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Sunday 22 February 2009 22:30

Get rid of her, that's a BS line. Don't stay hung up on a girl who wants other people

AlchemistEd 12

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Monday 19 September 2016 0:24

my girlfriend and I both sleep with other people regularly. we even both have a girlfriend. we're open and honest about it, have the rule that it's just sex and if we start getting feelings we ditch them. we actually work fantastically as a couple, to the point where other people ask us what our secret is!

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Tuesday 1 November 2016 9:49

That's something both of you have talked through, that can work as well, even though it's not the usual dating "system". But the point is that OP didn't like it because she (apparently) is cheating on him, or said she wanted to have sex with people and OP won't agree with it.

haygurlhay 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:08

Sounds like a joke to me.

chille_fml 0

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Sunday 22 February 2009 23:09

Thats just weird

chille_fml 0

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Sunday 22 February 2009 23:10

#21- Primates also throw feces at eachother when they're mad, does that make it okay for us to do it?

JustCallMeCloud 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:40

#26: Polygamy is okay if both people are okay with it, but obviously the guy posting didn't want that type of relationship or else it wouldn't be posted here.