By Charles - 22/02/2009 15:10 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML
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CanadAssassiN 0
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That hardly made sense, but still-thats sucks. Hey, If she is insensitive enough to cheat on you behind your back, she doesnt deserve to have someone that loves her. Im here for you, buddy...TT_TT

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Cloudy_fml 0
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Think of it like a sex sandwich with you as the bread! Sex = good. Sandwich = good.

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CanadAssassiN 0
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That hardly made sense, but still-thats sucks. Hey, If she is insensitive enough to cheat on you behind your back, she doesnt deserve to have someone that loves her. Im here for you, buddy...TT_TT

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Cloudy_fml 0
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Think of it like a sex sandwich with you as the bread! Sex = good. Sandwich = good.

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magentalucie 3
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I love your logic.

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FatElie 0
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But the middle of the sandvich is always the best part!

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holynemesis1208 3
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you should have said plenty of people in between us..like your friends. 3 of you together if you get my drift.

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Bauer_fml 0
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She could be hinting to a 3/4/5some. I'd totally jump on that if I were you.

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babygirl21 0
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thats sucks man...hahahha... she bogus as hell for sayin that shit i bet u feeling dumb as hell

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beveywevey 5
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Get rid of her, that's a BS line. Don't stay hung up on a girl who wants other people

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AlchemistEd 12
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my girlfriend and I both sleep with other people regularly. we even both have a girlfriend. we're open and honest about it, have the rule that it's just sex and if we start getting feelings we ditch them. we actually work fantastically as a couple, to the point where other people ask us what our secret is!

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Fmelikeuhateme 24
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That's something both of you have talked through, that can work as well, even though it's not the usual dating "system". But the point is that OP didn't like it because she (apparently) is cheating on him, or said she wanted to have sex with people and OP won't agree with it.

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haygurlhay 0
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Sounds like a joke to me.

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chille_fml 0
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Thats just weird

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chille_fml 0
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#21- Primates also throw feces at eachother when they're mad, does that make it okay for us to do it?

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JustCallMeCloud 0
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#26: Polygamy is okay if both people are okay with it, but obviously the guy posting didn't want that type of relationship or else it wouldn't be posted here.

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