DC.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
dancerr2210
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Absolute beginners
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Charles
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML
jellybeans
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Thanks for the pranks
Today, I've been sexting a mysterious guy from New Jersey. I was getting hot, so I decided to say, "I want you to be my first." Suddenly, my officemate who was two desks away from me waved her phone in hand and shouted, "You're a virgin?" FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
sallyfradoodle
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New Romantics
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML
Anonymousss95
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Testing the waters
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
notsohappy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
LALALA3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML
Blueberrypicc
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Noobs
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
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greatbelow 0
It't not gay if your balls don't touch.
NorfolkDude 2
Maybe he's asking you for help and he just said it wrong. Maybe what he meant is that he wanted you to help him so he can get a "first." If he's serious though, and you're not gay, then tell him that you don't go that way. If you're really his friend, you'd help him out. He's probably confused.
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Comments (89)
Fylminesawsome 5
Tongue punch his fart box!
krisskrossed 5
People don't choose immediately to be gay. Everyone always hates gays, and it's so very annoying. Why should you? You have no right. I would talk to your friend about it, see what's up, and why he wants you to be your first. And for all of you high-horsed Christians reading this, have I got a notion for you! How many times has the bible been translated? By how many different people? They all had their own ideas, and translated it the way they wanted. And I am not atheist. I am a strong Christian, my dears. And for the love of God, can you all work on your spelling and grammar?! I'm sixteen, and I can type much better than you all, dearies:)
taylorseeey 6
So? Do it
lemonademixer 7
Um...
Nosakare56 12
I hope he was just joking
corocoro 30
At least you won't have to look far for a reason to turn him down.
The_9th_Doctor 18
did you say yes
clazedaze 1
Mhmm, dick, yummy
Otherhats 20
Sticky situation
ohmyfuckingod 12
so?